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Sports Buzz Hardcore fans are committed to seeing The Weird One take the stage at Super Bowl XLVII next year, and they've got the online petition to prove it. “This is a serious case to be made,” writes spearheads Paul and Storm. “All the elements are there: lights, video, costume changes, general spectacle. And given a stadium-sized budget? It would be awesome in every sense of the word.” (via paulandstorm.com)
Culture Buzz Pandas make adorable thieves. I'd let him steal from me any day of the week.
Animals Buzz In a match of who's the cutest, THEY BOTH WIN.
Music Buzz Hannah Hart of web series “My Drunk Kitchen” has come forth to confess her love for the internet. We're right there with you, Miss Hart. (via laughingsquid.com)
Design Buzz French artist Lou Giesen has gone all meta by designing jewelry for the human body USING the human body. I'm pretty sure Jeffrey Dahmer would be the first in line to try these babies on. (via streetanatomy.com)
Culture Buzz Admit it: you hate this stupid holiday too, and anyone who says they don't is just fueling an overrated Hallmark holiday. So buy some of these on Etsy and let everyone know what's really on your mind this year.
Culture Buzz LETTUCE all get down and party! No, but seriously this is invite only and we already have three more people than our table can seat. Sorry about that.
TV Buzz Three times! Plus an “LOL” from John King for good measure. Let me know what your reaction to Blitzer's reaction is down in the comments.
Culture Buzz Hey Josh, happy birthday! Also, grandma-I will no longer accept your stupid cards and $5 checks for my birthdays if it's not accompanied with an impromptu blues rendition of “Happy Birthday”. (via videogum.com)
Culture Buzz They would look just as terrible as the rest of us. Can you say GPOY?
Culture Buzz Let this be inspiration for all of you who are too self-conscious to walk outside in that tuxedo so you can ride your moped to the local Walmart. Just do you, 'cause HATERS GONNA HATE.
TV Buzz I think pleated-jeans has stumbled into some strange pop-culture quantum entanglement.
Culture Buzz Jesus. Thanks Durex, my plans of having children one day in the distant future are now ruined.
Style Buzz Las Vegas-based fashion designer Malina Sharoni calls her edible candy bikini wear “haute couture.” Uh, no.
Culture Buzz I don’t know about you guys, but this is kind of the cutest. Cuter than any babies doing this, at least.
Culture Buzz And probably more adorable, too. Thanks for making the rest of us look bad, little Russian boy!
Culture Buzz Someone get the man some gamma-infused laxatives, STAT. Sculpture found at a shopping mall in South Korea. (Seriously.)
Celebrity Buzz “Game of Thrones” star Peter Dinklage went on the Italian Chiambretti Sunday Show and this happened. That about all the explanation we can offer you.
Food Buzz It's pretty crazy to see how graphic design shifts ever so slightly throughout the years. From typography to the actual iconic images on our favorite cereals, there seems to be a pattern in advertising where they get bigger and bolder over time. All I know is cereal mascots will forever be engrained in my sugary sweet memory. (via theimaginaryworld.com)
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