Local Newspaper Headline Of The Day

Strange goings-on afoot in north London.

Luke Lewis 3 weeks ago 1 response

That Cheating Husband Billboard That Went Viral Was Actually Just A Marketing Stunt

Turns out it was just a way to advertise a local ice cream store.

Ryan Broderick a month ago 21 responses

TV Reporters Saying "Sizzurp"

These poor people.

Dorsey Shaw a month ago 70 responses

Weatherman Wishes Hugh Janus A Happy Birthday

This is great. A+ news blooper right here.

Matt Stopera 2 months ago 43 responses

47 Hilariously Underwhelming Local News Headlines

Events that shook the world.

Luke Lewis 2 months ago 57 responses

Local Newspapers Warn Of Looming Federal Budget Cuts

Communities across the country brace for the impact of the sequester.

Andrew Kaczynski 2 months ago respond

North Carolina Fashion Show Turns Into Full-On Riot

Police are currently investigating a YouTube video of a Charlotte neighborhood fashion show for members of the gay and transgender community that turned into a massive brawl.

Ryan Broderick 2 months ago 76 responses

News Reporter Asks Olympic Running Hero If He’s Ever Run In A Race

I guess Mo Farah should start wearing his medals during interviews.

Matt Kiebus 2 months ago 38 responses

Local News Again Warns Of Looming Budget Cuts Hitting Communities

The news of Washington’s looming cuts to federal spending is becoming a daily topic in local papers across the country.

Andrew Kaczynski 2 months ago respond

18 Local News Front Pages On How Looming Budget Cuts Will Hit Their Communities

Communities that would be hit hard by the sequestration are talking notice as Americans wait to hear if a deal will be reached or they will furloughed from work.

Andrew Kaczynski 2 months ago 4 responses

Oklahoma Man Swears He’s Taken A Photo Of The Chupacabra

Strangely enough, this story doesn’t have anything to do with Florida. (via kfor.com)

Ryan Broderick 2 months ago 24 responses

Stilt Walker Catches Fire During Opera Rehearsal

The AP captured this incredible and terrifying photo of Chicago-based actor Wesley Daniel catching fire during a rehearsal for Lyric Opera of Chicago.

Ryan Broderick 3 months ago 7 responses

This Is What The Face Of A Rescued Pit Bull Looks Like

26 pitbulls were recently rescued from a Florida dog-fighting ring. One in particular was extremely relieved. [WARNING: this will make you sad and happy at the same time]

Ryan Broderick 3 months ago 145 responses

Teenage Girl Who Performed At Inauguration Shot Dead In Chicago Neighborhood

Hadiya Pendleton was a majorette for the King College Prep school marching band, who were involved in last week’s inauguration ceremonies in D.C.

Ryan Broderick 3 months ago 145 responses

Half-Naked Photos, Pot-Smoking Tweets Get Teacher Suspended

Carly McKinney, a first-year 10th-grade math teacher, has been put on administrative leave after a local news station discovered tweets containing revealing photos of her and bragging about bringing marijuana to school.

Ryan Broderick 3 months ago 422 responses

Houston Waiter Stands Up For Little Boy With Down Syndrome

A waiter for a Houston restaurant refused to serve a group of customers after he heard them making rude comments about a 5-year-old boy with Down syndrome sitting at another table. The best part: The restaurant is standing by his decision!

Ryan Broderick 3 months ago 524 responses

Watch A Fox 5 Reporter Accidentally Say The N-Word Instead Of "Inaugural’

“It’s been a key n——r inaugural spot for over 150 years.” Unfortunately for the local news reporter, the video now has over 30,000 views on YouTube.

Ryan Broderick 3 months ago 83 responses

Woman Stuck Between Two Buildings Will Make You Very Claustrophobic

Firefighters successfully freed her around 7:30 a.m. PT. Talk about a rough morning. (via nwcn.com)

Ryan Broderick 4 months ago 67 responses

Lance Armstrong’s Real Problem

I KNEW IT.

Matt Stopera 4 months ago 21 responses

Did Jay-Z’s Sister Crash This Local News Report?

Not so sure…it’s a little suspicious.

Lauren Yapalater 5 months ago 33 responses

Drunk Video Bomb Handled Perfectly By Reporter

The reporter could not have handled the situation better. Hey, we’ve all been there right?

mauriellom 5 months ago 256 responses

The Amazingly Mesmerizing And Hypnotic TV Newscaster Sign-Off

Former Orange County Eyewitness News reporter Gustavo Almodovar signs off by saying his name in a most compelling and musical way. Trust us, you WILL be hypnotized!

teamstupidest 6 months ago 93 responses

Parents Sent Kids To Therapy Over Super Nintendo In The ’90s

Let’s hope America’s youth can survive!

Dorsey Shaw 6 months ago 39 responses

Reporter Bleeped When Asking Obama About Calling Romney A “Bullshitter”

Local news is the best.

Zeke Miller 6 months ago 15 responses

What News Anchors Really Do During Commercials

Might as well have fun during those three minutes.

Hunter Schwarz 7 months ago 5 responses

15 Reasons Why It Must Have Been A Slow News Day

You have to fill slots somehow, I guess. But was there really NOTHING more important to cover?

Baby Praying Mantis 7 months ago 187 responses

Anchorman Denied By Weather Lady

Note to self: “Canoodle” doesn’t mean sharing a pasta meal with someone. (via youtube.com)

Dorsey Shaw 8 months ago 62 responses

BIBLE BRAWL

63-year-old Ina Garrett thought her pastor had a demon in him, so she threw a Bible at his head. I think I love this woman. (via joemygod.blogspot.com)

Matt Stopera 10 months ago 25 responses

Ladies, Meet Your Dream Man

In an interview with the local news, Ihor Stetkewycz gives his thoughts on women. Oh, and he’s from Mars.

Allison D 11 months ago 107 responses