For the person who hates humanity, here are all the many specimens of cocksuckers of the world. I don't think Anne Hathaway is a cocksucker per sé, but I think we can universally agree on most of these.
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Let me start this off by saying that I have not made use of Twitter's new “List” feature because I don't use the Twitter web interface nearly as much as I use Tweetdeck (here's a great article explaining Lists).
Director of upcoming 'Inglourious Basterds', horror-buff Quentin Tarantino, lists his top 20 movies since he started directing films. Not surprisingly, his list includes gory Japanese flicks 'Battle Royale', and 'Audition'. In a pleasant surprise, it also includes 'Shaun of the Dead' and 'Team America: World Police'. Will we see a puppet thriller from Tarantino soon enough?
http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/05/18/everything-tracy-...
Here is a helpful list of every line said by Tracy Jordan in season three of 30 Rock. The nice man behind this site said he'll do the same for Seasons 1 and 2 if we like it, so everyone, clap your hands if you believe!
Movie Buzz Ever wonder which of your favorite movie stars are killed off the most? It might not surprise you that Robert DeNiro tops the list with 14 deaths, but did you know that in 2 of Bruce Willis' 11 movie deaths the killer was his ex-wife Demi Moore? Perhaps on-screen couples are also the sanest. Who needs a marriage counselor?
It's important to keep busy! Personally, I think #4 should be “Take a nap,” because the rest of this list looks pretty tiring.
I've already followed most of the advice on this list, though I'll still need a bit of work before I'm fluent in European.
http://singularityhub.com/2009/01/12/a-review-of-the-best...
Singularity Hub runs down the best robots of 2008, which is funny because while I was watching Wall-e with tears in my eyes, people were making ACTUAL FUNCTIONING ROBOTS.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/05/fashion/05things.html
Don't quite understand why your friends on Facebook keep writing these lists with '25 Random Things' about themselves? I don't either. But The New York Times is now alerting the masses about how much fun it is! You thought it was bad before? Prepare for the onslaught.
http://www.uncoached.com/2009/01/26/5-roles-it-must-suck-...
So you get to be the crazy paedophile guy. Wonderful!
http://coedmagazine.com/features/lists/50719/
Because you know you were curious and I guess you could even call this safe-for-work porn?
Tech Buzz Try not to judge me too much on this, but these were, legitimately, my favorite things that happened on the Internet this year. This is a completely subjective list, so I'd love to hear your favorites too. Feel free to add your favorite Internet happening of 2008 below.
http://www.metafilter.com/77841/What-Else-Will-Drop-on-Ne...
In honor of New Years, with thanks to Metafilter, we present a super special list of things that are dropped on New Years Eve (aside from the world famous Times Square ball). Basically, New Years gives you the freedom to drop anything — from giant conch shells to your pants.
http://www.listicles.com/2008/12/8-fictional-ailments/
Listicles offers up this rundown of all the fake diseases that may affect characters on screen, but you can't actually catch. But stuff on Greys Anatomy is real. That is why you shouldn't watch Greys Anatomy (or House, for that matter) if you're a hypochondriac.
Culture Buzz Our subjective (yet authoritative!) list of the best Top 10 lists of the year, from Worst People to Best Flash Games. Thanks to Rex Sorgatz for his annual aggregation effort, the massive List of Lists.
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/dec/22/50-things-we-know...
Here's a fun list of 50 things science has taught us over the past year. #29 is unexpectedly terrifying; #31 is a perfect excuse for reading BuzzFeed at work; and #35 makes me feel really sorry for T-Rexes.
Culture Buzz A comprehensive list of the best and worst people according to the online cultural zeitgeist. Add your own choices! May we suggest Disaster Girl for The Best Person of 2008? Buzzfeed readers might agree!
http://www.urlesque.com/2008/12/24/weirdest-christmas-tre...
Who says all Christmas trees (and Hannukkah bushes — if that's your thing) have to be evergreen? Here's a roundup of the weirdest trees the web has to offer.
http://thechive.com/2008/11/best-roller-coaster-souvenir-...
These riders really know how to pose for the souvenir photos theme parks take and then hock to their visitors. All of these are definitely worth the $5.
http://www.heartlessdoll.com/2008/12/top_ten_most_annoyin...
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