Sometimes, a chihuahua just needs to get her groove back, you know? And, honestly, don't you want what's best for your [sexyass] dog?
I can usually pull off at least half of the requirements for the dudes' version.
Tech Buzz A Brazilian designer recently announced his “Find Me If You Can” lingerie line, which combines sexy-time underwear with a GPS device. It’s being called a high-tech chastity belt, something its creator disagrees with. “It’s not a modern chastity belt.”, he recently explained. “Some men think they can keep tabs on their girlfriends with it, but they’re wrong.” Ok. This dude’s clearly had some trouble keeping his lady-friends close by.
Style Buzz Victoria’s Secret has just come out with their new “Black Diamond Fantasy Miracle Bra” which costs a whopping $5 million because it’s made with 3,575 black diamonds, 117 white diamonds and 34 rubies. Oh, there’s also two black diamonds that swing down from the bra. Perfect for everyday wear under a white tee-shirt! Just one question: How much do you think this bad boy weighs?
Style Buzz When skirt meets thong. So apparently odd lingerie configurations are the order of the day.
Style Buzz For some reason, there are people who think regular panties just aren’t revealing enough. So they built panties that show extra amounts of butt cleavage!
Style Buzz Lately there has been a proliferation of wacky underwear coming out of Japan. There is a anti-smoking bra, a chopsticks bra, and men’s underwear that read “‘kiss me deadly, crap me deadly, caress me deadly”. My favorite is the bra that doubles as an eco-friendly shopping bag.
Style Buzz A Long Island paralegal has sued Victoria’s Secret, saying the company mass-produced her idea for a “strapless convertible bra” that can be worn 100 different ways. The perfect undergarment for the woman with too many complicated tops. It even comes with an instruction manual, technical specifications, and strategic play-by-play diagrams.
Food Buzz Depending on whether you’re a sweet or savory person, you’ve got the choice between the breakfast meat bra or the candy-necklace bra. Finally, a bra that’s not only sexy, but it won’t interfere with your Atkins diet.
Style Buzz These backless bras are not only functional for strapless dresses and such, but they’re a fix for anyone with a bad case of back fat. We never understood those weird bras with the adhesive that you stick on. Thankfully, now there’s innovative new bra technology that gives you full yet backless coverage. (Thanks for the tip!)