Celebrity Buzz Vote for your favorite. (Matt and I choose today's. Silver lining!)
Alex Jones, head idiot at Infowars is making stuff up again. This time he's pushing to get “Lindsay Lohan poisoned” trending on google (thanks for helping him succeed, internet) because he believes that “Lindsay Lohan, and by extension millions of Americans, are being poisoned with methamphetamine style drugs like Ritalin that cause brain shrinkage, heart problems and a myriad of other disorders.” We're calling bullshit. Ignore this guy, internet, and he'll go away.
Celebrity Buzz Four years after the release of Lindsay's single, Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father), Michael Lohan has finally issued a song of his own (written during his incarceration) in response. Also, he had a friend of his do the vocals because even Michael Lohan knows Michael Lohan is talentless. Via.
Celebrity Buzz Help Lindsay collect cigarettes but be sure to avoid the other inmates so she doesn't get shanked. (from Bite Daily)
Got something you want to say to Lindsay Lohan? Just print, write some words of encouragement (or discouragement), draw a picture on the front, slap a stamp on it and voila! Your work is done and you can feel good about yourself.
Lindsay's got a lot of love for BuzzFeed. We love you too Lindsay.
http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends?q=lindsay+lohan+fi...
Lindsay Lohan wrote a message to her judge on the middle finger of her left hand before appearing in court today.
Stay classy, LiLo. [Ed. Note: Damn, think how popular she's going to be in jail with those nails. Mean Girls 3: Jailhouse Rock, let's make it happen.]
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/07/judge-rules...
A Beverly Hills judge ruled Tuesday that Lindsay Lohan violated the terms of her probation when she failed to attend alcohol education classes in a drunk driving case. The judge sentenced Lohan to serve 90 days in jail & 90 days in rehab.
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in court for her multiple DUI charges.
http://www.popeater.com/2010/05/20/arrest-warrant-lindsay...
LiLo didn't show up for her mandatory DUI hearing this morning, and the judge has issued a bench warrant for her arrest. Her bail is $100K, which she almost certainly does not have. I hope she doesn't cry like Paris did.