CELEBRITY BUZZ – “All The Way Around”, the first single off Ali Lohan’s upcoming album, has been released online. The 14-year-old sister of Lindsay Lohan describes her sound as “hip-hop. Kind of like Rihanna.” So lets recap: Ali has a single out, Lindsay has a single out, and the family has their own reality show. Big summer for the Lohans, I guess! Dina must be stoked.

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The Best Links:

1. “All The Way Around” Premier on People.com
2. Ali Lohan Interview: Living Lohan and Her Upcoming Album
3. Ali Lohan Photos
4. Ali Lohan’s Official Music Site
5. Lindsay Lohan’s New Album

CELEBRITY BUZZ – Lindsay’s papa Michael is ambiguously confirming one Montana woman’s claims that, while separated from Dina, he fathered Ashley, now thirteen. Michael allegedly wrote Ashley letters from prison, signing them with “Love, Daddy” despite his never having met her. This might give Joey Buttafucco stiff competition in the “Long Island’s Finest” department.

The Best Links:

1. Half-Sister Alert!
2. Michael Lohan Was Going to Make Ashley a Star, Too [Lucky Kids]
3. Michael Lohan Was a Great Dad, Even While Incarcerated
4. Ashley Lohan: Ready for Bright Lights, Movie Roles, and Shame/scandal?

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MUSIC BUZZ – Lindsay Lohan’s new album will be titled “Spirit in the Dark”. LezLo’s album is set to drop November 4th and feature Pharrell Williams, Akon, StarGate and Bloodshy & Avant…so it better be good. The first single off the album will be Playground (which Lohan worked on with Pharrel) and should be released to radio stations in September.

The Best Links:

1. Listen to Lohan’s Pre-Single “Bossy”
2. Lohan’s New Album “Spirit in the Dark”
3. Lindsay Says Next Album Will Be “Urban Pop”

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CELEBRITY BUZZ – The speculation about Lindsay Lohan’s sexuality continues. Her possible lady-love, Samantha Ronson, just posted the pictures of them kissing in Cannes on her MySpace page, but just as quickly yanked them.

The Best Links:

1. Ronson Posts Lohan Kissing Pic on Her MySpace
2. Photo 46 of 46, Kissing Lindsay Lohan
3. Mark Ronson Approves of Sister’s Romance With Lindsay Lohan
4. Lohan/Ronson’s Relatives Out Them
5. Lesbians, Apparently
6. Michael Lohan: Lindsay, Sam’s Romance “Evident to Anyone With Half a Brain”
7. Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Kiss Pics

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TV BUZZ – The reality show starring stage mom Dina Lohan and her 14-year-old daughter Ali Lohan, is scheduled to premier on the E! network on Memorial Day. I don’t care how high-brow you claim to be, this show will undoubtedly be your new guilty pleasure. Which is perfect timing, now that the Hills season is over.

The Best Links:

1. Lindsay Lohan was banned from “Living Lohan” by her mother
2. Dave Letterman Calls Ali Lohan “Lindsay”, All But Sealing Her Fate
3. Living Lohan vs. Denise Richards: It’s Complicated - Both Premiering on E! Memorial Day Weekend
4. Watch the New Video Promo
5. Don’t Believe Anything Dina Lohan Tells You!
6. Lindsay Too Good For Reality TV, Won’t Appear on Mom’s Show
7. Ali Lohan Plays the Victim
8. “‘Living Lohan’ Pulls The Curtain Back To Reveal The Real Dina Lohan, Daughter-Pimping Warts And All”

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MUSIC BUZZ – New video by N*E*R*D features young girls doing lots of things that wouldn’t make their parents proud. It’s basically a Cobrasnake slideshow, and Lindsay Lohan appears in it briefly. This pretty much sums up what I did last night. And the night before!

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The Best Links:

1. New N*E*R*D video “Everyone Nose”, featuring Lindsay Lohan (briefly) - WATCH IT
2. This Song Is Kind of Awkward, but It Grew on Me
3. Watch N.E.R.D. Perform “Everyone Nose” On Letterman
4. “Everybody Nose” is NOT the Song of the Summer (Despite Everything You’ve Heard)

CELEBRITY BUZZ – Ah, Young Hollywood. It’s stories like this that make us long for the days when troubled starlets were at least classy about their problems. You know the old story: some chick at a nightclub wore an $11,000 mink coat handed down to her from her grandmother, and before she knew it, it as gone! Then she saw pictures of Lindsay Lohan wearing the coat in a tabloid, thus realizing that she had to have stolen it because, in fact, she was sitting next to her in the club that very same evening. After contacting Lindsay’s lawyers, the coat was promptly returned to her apartment reeking of booze and cigarettes.

The Best Links:

1. Have You Ever Lost Your Coat at a Club and Spent Hours Sifting Through the Piles of Jackets With Only the Light of Your Cell Phone to See By, and Then Come Up Empty-handed Anyway? Well, This Story’s for You.
2. NY Post Takes The Story, Adds Some Puns, and Helps Further the Importance of Inconsequential Celebrity Scandal
3. “Everyone Knows You’re Supposed to Pawn That Shit Right Away.”
4. Is Her Life That Sad That She Needs to Get Her Kicks Snagging Other People’s Swag? Oh, right…She Was in “I Know Who Killed Me.”
5. How To Temper Your Envy of the Rich and Fabulous

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CELEBRITY BUZZ – Lohan is at work on a third album that includes collaborations with Snoop Dog, Pharrell and Timbaland. Whether this is a desperate attempt to find a way to create revenue for the un-insurable actress or just a contractual obligation, the album is bound to be a guilty pleasure. I’m hoping she draws some influence from that mix-tape Devendra Banhart made her.

The Best Links:

1. Lindsay Lohan and … Snoop Dogg?
2. “LiLo Cuts One with Snoop”
3. Lindsay Lohan is reportedly working on her new album alongside Snoop Dogg
4. Snoop Dogg Lindsay Lohan Song
5. Lindsay Lohan: ‘I’m Back on Track’
6. Lindsay Lohan “Nobody’s Angel” Album Just a Contractual Obligation
7. Devendra Banhart Makes Lindsay Lohan A Mixtape

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MOVIE BUZZ – Lohan will play Charles Manson follower Nancy Pitman in the film Manson Girls. Though Pitman aka Brenda didn’t participate in the Tate or LaBianca murders, she was arrested for trying to slip Manson a tab of LSD in the L.A. County Jail visiting room. Possible alternate titles include Really Mean Girls and Manson Girls Gone Wild. UPDATE: Sources say Lohan was kicked off the film because they could find a big name actress to agree to star with her.

The Best Links:

1. Lindsay Lines Up for Manson Girls
2. They Should Call it “Manson Girls Gone Wild”
3. UPDATE Lohan Kicked off Manson Film
4. Guess Who Has a Job
5. See Photos of the Real Nancy Pittman aka Brenda
6. Lindsay Lohan in Charles Manson Movie
7. Lindsay Lohan To Play Charlie Manson Girl In New Film
8. Really Mean Girls
9. Lindsay Lohan in Pigs Blood?
10. “LiLo Scores A Gig!!!”
11. Lohan’s Decision-Making Thought Process, Revealed

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STYLE BUZZ – LiLo is working on her own line of signature legwear. Always on the lookout for new ways to avoid wearing pants, the actress says of her soon-to-be-released leggings that “some will have prints and some will have patterns.” We’re hoping she designed them specifically to accommodate alcohol monitoring anklets.

The Best Links:

1. “Shes Not As Dumb As She Seems”
2. LiLo Leggings Coming Soon
3. Lindsay is Starting a Leggings Line
4. Jesus Lindsay!
5. Leggings By Lohan!
6. Lindsay Lohan: Tabloid Fixture, Former Addict, Leggings Designer?
7. Lindsay Lohan coming out with a line of leggings
8. Lindsays Leggings Line — Brilliant or Lame?
9. La Lohan Soon To Be Broke
10. LiLo Leggings Available Now!

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