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All of these celebrities have one thing in common. Can you guess what it is before you get to the end of the list? The answer might surprise you.

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Some of you were pretty traumatized by this Aging Lesson , so I wanted to do a little image therapy—explain how we got here, work through some feelings, etc. The more you know.

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1. A Lesson In Aging - Featured on BuzzFeed

I'm ready for another Lohan breakdown. It's coming.

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Lindsay Lohan is apparently just as obsessed with True Blood as we all are. So much so, that she and her friends had a vampire party. You weren't invited. Oh man, celebrities are just like US!

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1. Lindsay Lohan (sevinnyne6126) on Twitter

Apparently Jon Gosselin isn't satisfied with his current reputation, so he's hanging out with American's favorite father, Michael Lohan, to get advice on how to be a bigger douchebag. Doesn't this look like a fun crowd? Let's hope that all 8 Gosselins turn out just like Lindsay.

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1. via Oh No They Didn’t

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you a picture of what Lindsay Lohan would look like pregnant. It's from her new ~made for tv~ movie Labor Pains . Who's excited?!

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1. Via ONTD <3

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Is doing a video with FunnyorDie.com now the official way for celebrities to get back in the public's good graces? After on an US Weekly magazine cover Lilo claims, “I'm Alone,” Lindsay and her team post this satirical video — which makes light of her recent breakup, drunk driving, and general history of absolute craziness.

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1. Lindsay Lohan’s Breakup Cover (I’m Alone!)
2. Did FunnyOrDie prove Zac Efron could do comedy?
3. Did FunnyOrDie stop Prop 8 from being passed?
4. Did FunnyOrDie work for Paris?
5. Lindsay Lohan’s Crazy Twitters
6. Restraining Order Against Lindsay Lohan

It's true! On his Sunday radio show, he wished Miley would get a gum transplant, make a sex tape with her dad, do heroin like Britney, smoke crack like Lindsay Lohan and finally, “catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat.” Woah. Miley start using grocery bags on your bike seats! We can't say for sure that Jamie hasn't sabotaged your ass.

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1. Jamie Foxx’s Easter Wish For Miley Cyrus: ‘Catch Chlamydia’

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Stupid kinda-feud alert! On the prospect of Lindsay Lohan playing her in a biopic, Stevie Nicks said, “Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk.” Tough talk coming from a witch. Now, is it us, or are these ladies slowly looking more and more like one another?

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1. Stevie Talks to the Times
2. “Stevie Totally Crushed Blo’s Dreams Which Caused Her to Grab a Straw and Snort ‘em Up!”
3. Everybody Hates Lindsay

Although it appears to be listed nowhere online, an artistic retrospective of Lindsay Lohan hangs in a gallery on Broadway in Manhattan, which I felt necessary to capture on film and share with the Hypertubes.

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1. Missbehave Saw It, Too

Fornarina is essentially the Italian Wet Seal, for those who don't know (I didn't.) Otherwise…yeah. I feel like I did when pink-wig Britney locked herself in a room for 8 hours: sad, and kind of culpable.

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My favorite part of this portrait is Sam's grimace. Her face really is going to freeze like that some day.

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Someone has been emailing these screencaps to all the gossip blogs today, claiming they're from Lindsay Lohan's private Twitter. “do not ever dj before calling if they ARE FUCKING.” Truth.

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1. Read the tipster’s email here.

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Another one for the Jews! Supposedly, the queen of the tabloids, Lindsay Lohan, is converting to Judaism for her girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson. An obvious joke, but the girl is from Long Island and if you are familiar with her mother you'll understand that it should be an easy transition. (Also, I'm Jewish, so don't give me grief!)

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1. Could LezLo Be Meshuggina? Converting For saMAN!
2. Is Lindsay Lohan Joining The Tribe?
3. Lindsay’s Converting. Oy Vey - E! Online
4. ohnotheydidnt: Lindsay Lohan converting to Judaism.
5. Lindsay Lohan Converting To Judaism | Jewssip

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Hot on the heels of their New Year's Eve blow out , Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have reportedly called it quits. If true (though it's been rumored before), this is a sad day for lesbians and Perez readers everywhere.

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1. Lindsay Blogs to DENY (for now)
2. Lindsay and Sam split after public New Year’s Eve fight
3. Lindsay and Sam’s NYE fight
4. Lindsay has reportedly moved out of Sam’s home
5. Perez starts the rehab countdown
6. Lindsay and Sam’s Lesbian Fistfight - Featured on BuzzFeed

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Lohan's line of leggings is selling like lycra hotcakes. The Mr. President style, which includes built-in kneepads and retails for $132, is proving especially popular.

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1. Pricey Leggings Will Buy You LiLo’s Questionable Glamour
2. 6126 Leggings By Lindsay Are Selling Big
3. Get 6126 Leggings Here
4. 6 Alternate Uses For Your $130 Lindsay Lohan Leggings After They Go Out Of Style

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Lindsay Lohan wants you to know how much she loves MySpace. She believes that it is infinitely preferable to Facebook, and she has spent a lot of time on her blog saying so. Lindsay says everything on MySpace, so if you want to be like Lindsay: wear $132 leggings , and use MySpace.

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1. Lindsay Lohan, MySpace spokesman?
2. Lindsay loves MySpace because it allows her to vent
3. Last week Lindsay was upset with Facebook
4. Lindsay violated Facebook TOS
5. Boycotting Facebook - Featured on BuzzFeed

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Samantha gets jealous when Lindsay begins dancing with her ex-boyfriend Calum Best. You gotta admit, it's kind of hot when your boyfriend (or girl-who-looks-like-a-boyfriend) gets all jealous and possessive.

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1. Now with Video!!
2. Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson Engage in a Lover’s Fistfight in UK Boujis Club
3. Lindsay And Samantha Attend Couples Counseling
4. What Actually Happened in PAINSTAKING Detail

Lindsay Lohan was covered in flour by an anti-fur protester in London yesterday. X17 will have video of the “attack” soon. Ha! I love the protesters face, pure joy.

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