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Denial is the most powerful drug. Despite showing up to looking like the World’s Puffiest Little Coke Addict, Lindsay Lohan apparently thought she was still workin' it.
Celebrity Buzz Not that sleazy is a bad thing…it's a perfectly valid artistic direction. Here are but a few of the photos from Lindsay's session with Juliette Lewis' human trampoline, Terry Richardson.
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Lindsay Lohan is a good girl. She most definitely did not crash a SAG after party high and sans bra because that is totally out of character for her.
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She says she’s ready to play the late, great Liz. Because when America thinks the epitome of classy sexiness, they think LiLo.
Golden Globe Awards is super hot on the BuzzFeed Network right now. Here's all the best viral buzz on Golden Globe Awards.
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Maybe the federal government will succeed where so many judicial courts have failed. I don’t think a pouty look and a promise to be better will deter the auditors.
Celebrity Buzz Here are the top seven public figures that Americans do not want living next to them. From a poll conducted by real estate site Zillow.com. And here's the 7 Most Wanted Celebrity Neighbors.
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At least her derp face is better than duck face. Thanks to a lack of airbrushing, somehow this set of bikini photos in Hawaii manage to show way more than her spread in a theoretically nude men’s magazine.
Celebrity Buzz Or “The Repurposing Of Marilyn Monroe's Image In Attempt To Control The Perception Surrounding A Train Wreck We Caused.”
Celebrity Buzz Here's a non-blurry, non-weird-angle shot. It looks classy. Photoshopped all to hell, but classy.
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Yay? While Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy pictorial remains undercover, the cover of her January/February 2012 issue has leaked online.
Celebrity Buzz Have you ever wondered to yourself, “what does L.L. do with all her spare time? No? Too bad, because here's the answer. (via whatdoeslindsaylohandoallday.tumblr.com)
Celebrity Buzz Lindsay Lohan tweeted this photo with the message “Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom… My gums are so sore though!”. She wants us to believe that her shiny bright white teeth are the product of “Zoom” teeth whitening, I suppose, rather than new veneers!
Celebrity Buzz Another sign that Lindsay Lohan's career is officially over. (via tyleroakley.tumblr.com)
Celebrity Buzz The world got a new Lindsay Lohan mugshot yesterday. That brings her total to 5 so far.
Celebrity Buzz Judge Stephanie Sautner revoked Lindsay Lohan's probation today after the actress failed to show up for community service nine times at the Downtown Women's Center. Lohan was cuffed, but her bail bondsman will get her out of the clink this afternoon. (Bail has been set at $100,000.)
Celebrity Buzz Yikes. What in the world is going on with her hands, too?!
Celebrity Buzz And she's not going to to take it plunging down! I mean laying boob! I mean I'm thinking about her breasts and keep blurting out Freudian slips and am even having Freudian slips about Freudian slips! I mean…never mind. These were taken at Fashion Week in New York last night. Take that, Chest Butt!
And you thought these reactions were bad. A million face palms is not…
