At this point criticising “The Phantom Menace” is like kicking a dying hobo in the crotch while he's lying in the gutter. But then again, that dying hobo did commit some unspeakable acts to your childhood memories, so…
Movie Buzz Mess with Yoda, you will not. This is why the home world of Dagobah is but a distant myth in Predator lore.
The finest choreographed light saber duel you'll ever see between a man and a chess piece.
I'm fairly certain this is the most boss thing you'll see today. Easily, the baddest of the Redesign James Bond Design Challenge entries.
But wait…wouldn't the lightsaber cut through the ball? Shhh. Shhh. Important, logic is not.
This gentleman painstakingly converted a hovering globe into the Jedi lightsaber training remote from “Star Wars: A New Hope.” Screw geography, I want to learn space fencing!
Here's a vintage instructional lightsaber safety video. In this video: an alternate universe where girls, too, can be Jedis.
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to jump to light speed.”
What the Revolutionary War would have looked like with lightsabers.
This man's knowledge of lightsabers and Superman is stunning. I'd make fun of him, but honestly, there but for the grace of God go I.