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    Time Traveler Arrest At The LHC

    Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”

    Moragnum 2 years ago 22 responses

  • Stephen Hawking’s Time Machine Instructable

    It’s super easy - all you need is a Large Hadron Collider-style spaceship that travels 2,000 times faster than we’ve ever traveled before. Also, we can’t travel into the past because of paradoxes - i.e., we would’ve known if we could travel into the past because it would’ve already happened in the future (duh). I guess we’re all already traveling into the future, technically, but this would be a way to do it faster. (Via.)

    Jack Shepherd 4 years ago 21 responses

  • LHC Live Blog

    Science In The Making!! Everyone knows Particle Physics will kill us all, but at least they’re letting us know about it in Real Time. “So far the beam seems stable”, though this morning they had a non-stable beam where everyone kinda freaked out. All you can hear is applause every time a beam becomes stable. This is better than the Super Bowl! View List ›

    nickrrrad 4 years ago 6 responses

  • Large Hadron Collider May Create Extradimensional Doors

    Large Hadron Collider (LHC) may create doors to other dimensions, according to Sergio Bertolucci, who is Director for Research and Scientific Computing at CERN. That is it, man, that is IT! Unexplained breakdowns! Time traveling molecules! Birds attacking with baguettes! Dogs and cats living together!

    Ash 4 years ago 5 responses

  • Doomsday Postponed, Again

    Repairs on the Large Hadron Collider, which has been shut down since last September, were nearing completion and it was scheduled to restart next month. Except that two helium leaks were discovered, and the restart has been pushed back to November. Woo-hoo!! Two additional months of existence!!

    Gustavo Araoz 4 years ago 2 responses


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