Joe Biden Receives Letter From 7-Year-Old Who Thinks Guns Should Only Shoot Chocolate Bullets

Ol’ Uncle Joe wrote the second-grader back saying, “not only would our country be safer, it would be happier.”

Ryan Broderick a week ago 125 responses

7 Saucy Ways To Flirt From Uncovered J.D. Salinger Letters

Here’s what it might be like to be J.D.’s favorite fangirl as seen in new letters attained by The Morgan Library.

Leonora Epstein 3 weeks ago 41 responses

9 Reasons You Should Not Be A Classics Major, As Told By Ted Turner’s Dad

Dear son: I am appalled…that you have adopted Classics as a major…I almost puked on the way home today. Parents were hilariously harsh in the ’50s.

Leonora Epstein a month ago 31 responses

When Your Body Starts Talking To Itself, Feelings And Nipples Get Hurt

Yup… that about sums it up.

ze frank a month ago 46 responses

26 Best New Words For Sounding Out The Alphabet

Customer service is getting younger.

Samir Mezrahi 3 months ago 36 responses

13 Pieces Of Wisdom From Kids’ Letters

It’s universal letter writing week. You could skip that e-mail in favor of a hand written note, but you’ll always feel inadequate after reading these sage bits of prose.

Molly Horan 4 months ago 92 responses

The Best Letter From A Neighbor To The Drunk Man In A Shirt-Cape Who Peed On Their Couch

Frank had something of an impressive night last night. (via deadspin.)

Jack Shepherd 5 months ago 177 responses

A Muslim 4th-Grader’s Letter To Santa

This is just so on point. Good letter.

Jack Shepherd 5 months ago 765 responses

Mahatma Gandhi’s Amazing Letter To Hitler

Gandhi wrote this amazing plea in 1939 to Adolph Hitler asking him to stop what he was doing.

Samir Mezrahi 10 months ago 4 responses

A Letter From Your Future Supreme Ultra-Lord Of The Universe

Redditor hdadeathly’s sister is a news producer, and the meteorologist she works with this received this letter. [Ed. note: Aw, so cute that they’re generating bacon-laced Reddit-bait at such a young age these days. They grow up so fast!]

BookFaked a year ago 163 responses

The IRS Has A Heart

You gotta admit: it’s a really good excuse.

Bigt00F a year ago 144 responses

A Badass Councilman’s Warning Letter To “Crack Dealing Piece Of Trash” Teen

Councilman Mike Polensek don’t care! Here’s a letter sent by the Cleveland official to Arsenio Winston in 2007 after the 18-year-old was arrested for selling crack cocaine in Polensek’s neighborhood. Say what you will about Polensek’s tone, but his prescience? Well, there’s no denying that. (via Reddit)

Matt Cherette a year ago 121 responses

My Great-Great Grandmother’s Autograph Book From 1886

This is my great-great grandmother’s autograph book. Her name was Grace. Here are some of the entries in her book, including a stamp from the man she would go on to marry.

agh a year ago 161 responses

Rare Letter From Paul McCartney To A Potential Beatles Drummer

This guy better have auditioned, or he definitely has more to regret than pretty much anyone who ever lived.

Jack Moore a year ago 17 responses

Roald Dahl’s Weird And Hilarious Letter To A Class Of Children

When a group of students sent a letter to Roald Dahl asking him questions about his short story collection “The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and Six More,” this was the author’s response. What a weird, hysterically funny man. (via twitter.com) View Image ›

Jack Moore a year ago 246 responses

Gandhi’s Letter To Hitler

Dated July 23, 1939, just over a month before Poland invaded Germany. This fascinating document never reached Hitler, however, as it was intercepted by the British government. View Image ›

BurnRed a year ago 113 responses

Letter Boobs

Right up there with discovering you can type “boobs” on a calculator. Cannot be unseen. Today’s episode of BuzzFeed is brought to you by the letter “b” (because it looks like a side boob and we are adults). View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 71 responses

Famous Objects From Classic Movies (Game Battle)

Combining movie trivia and Hangman, this game is sure to destroy what little productivity you may have contributed today. Just click on the top from “Inception” to start playing. Consider the gauntlet thrown in our Friday Game Battle! View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 11 responses

Cute Children’s Letters to Hogwarts

I want to be the person who goes through all the letters that children send to Harry Potter. Kids say the darndest things! I’m also still waiting for my letter to Hogwarts. View List ›

Ashley Baccam 2 years ago 109 responses

Fantastic Letters About Paper Airplanes

A glorious riposte from the 1974 Cleveland Browns to a litigious fan worried about the dangers of paper airplanes flying around the stands on gameday. Unearthed by Deadspin today. View List ›

Jack Shepherd 2 years ago 38 responses

Rapture Letters

This would be a nice gift for all the non-believers in your life this holiday season, especially if the Rapture happens soon and billions of people disappear from the earth and they don’t know what happened. Get your personalized video version for only $7 from RaptureLetters.com View Media ›

Scott Lamb 2 years ago 19 responses

Letters to Mrs. Obama on mcsweeneys.net ›

Kids say the darndest things.

Bizzy B 2 years ago 3 responses

How To Not Get Your Dream Job

Job hunting can be a very frustrating task. One helpful hint is remembering to re-read your letters before you send them out, just in case the words “Skank Ho” somehow find there way in there. View Image ›

Fuckyeahcutepets 2 years ago 74 responses

The Hippest Letters, According To Sesame Street

All letters are not equal. You don’t see D getting repped by Patrick Stewart and The Beatles, do you? View List ›

Sesame Street 2 years ago 15 responses

Lester Bangs Apologizes

Lester Bangs apparently once lost a demo tape sent in by a young, unsigned musician. Here is how he said he was sorry. @Lester Bangs would have been a lot of fun to follow on Twitter. View Image ›

Scott Lamb 3 years ago 24 responses

Kids’ Letters to Obama on huffingtonpost.com ›

Fourth graders in Harlem write to their new President. I’m 100% behind Darnell’s weekend expansion.

Amanda Dobbins 4 years ago respond

The Forever Stamp

A stamp that’s good for mailing one-ounce First-Class letters anytime in the future - regardless of price changes. Buy yours now for 41 cents before the postage rate increases to 42 cents on May 12th. Apparently, they’ve been selling like hotcakes for the past year, especially amongst the penny-pinching, letter-writing set. Read More ›

Peggy Wang 5 years ago respond