POLITICS BUZZ: An oldie but goodie from Fox News.

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1. The 10 Best Things That Have Ever Happened Behind A News Reporter’s Back
2. The Anchorwomen of Fox News
3. NY News Anchor Ernie Arnastos Tells Weatherman to “Keep F***Ing That Chicken!”
4. via FAIL Blog

This is the new pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey for lesbians.

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The Sasquatch pet bed is designed like a giant Croc, making it the perfect gift for your favorite four-legged elderly lesbian. Don't be surprised if your pup starts demanding vegan kibble. That's just what happens when you SLEEP IN A GIANT CROC.

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1. via PupStyle

Before there was 2 girls 1 cup, there was 2 girls 1 tree.

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My favorite part of this portrait is Sam's grimace. Her face really is going to freeze like that some day.

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I was just thinking about this book because my copy finally got too old and careworn to read properly. Isn't it funny how that happens with those novels that you read over and over again? Anyway, I'm ordering a new copy and thought I would share that with y'all in case you're in the mood for a good read.

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1. Buy It on Amazon!!!
2. Thanks, Delete Yourself

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Teresa says that she was harassed by other players and later suspended from XBOX Live because she identified herself as a lesbian in her profile.

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Behold, a preview sketch of the newly-resurrected and lady-loving Batwoman. Says her creator: she is “”the kind of sexy that makes you think of a succubus with a very bad attitude.” That is some hot geek talk.

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1. The new Batwoman is unveiled

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Lily Allen says she “snogged” a pair of lesbian sisters while on tour in San Diego, which is really just British slang for “kissed,” and American for “publicity.” Perez Hilton, not up with the slang, thinks that means “sex.” Sorry, internet, but he's wrong. Only British girly kisses to see here.

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1. Lily Allen Says She Had Sex With Twin Lesbians
2. Lily Allen’s Naughty Confession
3. Lily Allen: ‘My Lesbian Three-way’

CULTURE BUZZ: Secret Service agents are all the rage in lesbian romance novels these days. I think that lesbians are on to something here; I spent a good portion of yesterday ogling various federal agents with ear pieces. There is something mysterious and appealing about a (wo)man standing on top of a building with a cold stare.

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1. Secret Service agents: all the rage
2. Protection Porn: some insight
3. A lesbian secret service romance novel, for your enjoyment

Lesbian Vampire Killers is the best movie of 2009. I am aware that 2009 has not started yet and there will likely be several other films released over the course of the year, but…honestly, what could go wrong with a great premise like this? Might as well just hand over the Oscar for Best Picture now.

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1. The official website explains the film’s complex premise in comic book form
2. Lesbian Vampire Killer Trailer Delivers The Lipsticked-And-Fanged Goods
3. Cinematical explains: “Killers of lesbian vampires, not vampire killers who are lesbians”
4. Arrival of Lesbian Vampire Killers Trailer Bolsters Our Hopes for a Truly Outstanding 2009

CELEBRITY BUZZ: LiLo and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson are rumored to be getting hitched in Paris this weekend. Expect Michael Lohan to protest outside , waiting patiently for the caterers to sneak him a couple of mini quiches.

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1. Lesbian Lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Will Get Engaged This Week, Says The Sun (And By “Engaged,” They Mean Married)
2. Daddy Lohan’s Not a Huge Fan
3. “I Just Don’t Buy the Whole Shebang.”

TV BUZZ: Brooke Smith — better known to Grey’s Anatomy fans as Dr. Hahn — has been suddenly canned from the show, and some are claiming that it’s directly related to the fact that her character is gay. With Dr. Hahn being one half of what was the only lesbian couple on prime time television, should we expect Rosie O’Donnell to make an appearance sometime soon? (Note to Rosie: Please reprise the role of Riding The Bus With My Sister ‘s Beth Simon , in which your choice of playing “mentally retarded” meant doing a 90-minute impression of Cookie Monster).

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1. WTF Happened?
2. Seattle Grace’s Lesbians Are Dropping Like Flies
3. Not to Worry: Seattle Grace is Getting a Bisexual Lady Intern!
4. “Adios Dr. Hahn, You Were My Favorite - Most Ground Breaking - Character Yet.”
5. Are the Girls Just Not Enough?
6. Will Katherine Heigl Blow Up the Set?

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Recently, the former Lost star reportedly got into a loud screaming match early on a Sunday morning at a Florida hotel, where she banged on her hotel room door, screaming to her female, er…roomie, “If you don’t open up, you’re not getting your [pleasure toy] back!” Immediately after Rodriguez made the threat, the door “creaked open” and the ladies made nice. For the rest of the day, we imagine.

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1. ‘Girlfight’ Meets Toy Story
2. It Seems Michelle Has F’d Up Past “Roommates,” Too
3. “Vibrator, Strap-on, Or Chainsaw?”
4. When Lesbians Fight It Gets NASTY!

CELEBRITY BUZZ: On her talk show today, Ellen DeGeneres will officially announce her role as the new face of CoverGirl, joining supermodel alums like Christie Brinkley and Niki Taylor. Hey, if anyone epitomizes easy, breezy, beautiful - it’s a fifty-year-old hysterical lesbian who rarely gets dolled up.

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1. Behind-the-Scenes Ellen DeGeneres CoverGirl Spokeswoman Picture
2. Ellen DeGeneres Reveals Latest Role: Cover Girl
3. Ellen DeGeneres – a CoverGirl!
4. Money Mug
5. Ellen DeGeneres Shows Off CoverGirl Photos
6. Ellen Strikes a Pose for CoverGirl
7. Ellen DeGeneres is a Cover Girl

A round-up of girls kissing at the Olympics. This photo deserves the tagline “Every Parents’ Nightmare” possibly more so than those Gossip Girl ads.

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1. Synchronized Swimming Lesbian Kiss - Aww!
2. YouTube - Awkward Olympic Kiss Between Italian Vaulter and Alicia Sacramone
3. Two Gymnasts Share Lesbian Kiss

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Meet Lindsay Lohan’s alleged first real girlfriend. Semel, daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, is back in the news for making out with Tila Tequila, but she also may have been the first girl Lohan fell for.

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1. Coutenay Semel Arrested! Tia So Sad
2. Courtenay Makes Out With Tila Tequila
3. Lohan Saw Both Courtenay Semel and Samantha Ronson During Her Rehab Stint

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The former pop tart is slated to play Varla in Quentin Tarantino’s remake of Faster, Pussycat, Kill! Kill! . Will Britney experience a comeback on the same scale of John Travolta in Pulp Fiction ? Only time will tell (as will US Magazine, Star, In Touch, Hello, OK!, The National Enquirer, Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, The Insider, and every show on E!).

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1. This Ain’t Gonna Be No “Crossroads” Bullsh*t
2. Almost Charlize Theron
3. Nothing Like A “Soft-Porn Classic” To Rejuvenate A Career
4. Scenes From “Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!”

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The speculation about Lindsay Lohan’s sexuality continues. Her possible lady-love, Samantha Ronson, just posted the pictures of them kissing in Cannes on her MySpace page, but just as quickly yanked them.

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1. Ronson Posts Lohan Kissing Pic on Her MySpace
2. Lohan/Ronson’s Relatives Out Them
3. Mark Ronson Approves of Sister’s Romance With Lindsay Lohan
4. Photo 46 of 46, Kissing Lindsay Lohan
5. Lesbians, Apparently
6. Michael Lohan: Lindsay, Sam’s Romance “Evident to Anyone With Half a Brain”
7. Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Kiss Pics

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The 19-year-old actress who played the youngest daughter on the Christianity-themed show 7th Heaven has been caught kissing girls. 7th Heaven , being one of the most painfully boring family shows to ever exist, could have really used a lesbian tryst to spice things up.

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1. Photos - Mackenzie Rosman is Kissing Girls. With Tongue.
2. Also: Photo of Mackenzie in Undies Leaked
3. She’s All Grown Up
4. Mackenzie Rosman on Wikipedia
5. Mackenzie Rosman on IMDB
6. YouTube - A Little Ruthie Montage Set to “Goodbye to you”
7. Jessica Biel Was on the Same Show - She Turned Out Okay
8. A Cry for Free Publicity?