The Sasquatch pet bed is designed like a giant Croc, making it the perfect gift for your favorite four-legged elderly lesbian. Don't be surprised if your pup starts demanding vegan kibble. That's just what happens when you SLEEP IN A GIANT CROC.
My favorite part of this portrait is Sam's grimace. Her face really is going to freeze like that some day.
I was just thinking about this book because my copy finally got too old and careworn to read properly. Isn't it funny how that happens with those novels that you read over and over again? Anyway, I'm ordering a new copy and thought I would share that with y'all in case you're in the mood for a good read.
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Teresa says that she was harassed by other players and later suspended from XBOX Live because she identified herself as a lesbian in her profile.
Behold, a preview sketch of the newly-resurrected and lady-loving Batwoman. Says her creator: she is “”the kind of sexy that makes you think of a succubus with a very bad attitude.” That is some hot geek talk.
Celebrity Buzz Lily Allen says she “snogged” a pair of lesbian sisters while on tour in San Diego, which is really just British slang for “kissed,” and American for “publicity.” Perez Hilton, not up with the slang, thinks that means “sex.” Sorry, internet, but he's wrong. Only British girly kisses to see here.
Culture Buzz Secret Service agents are all the rage in lesbian romance novels these days. I think that lesbians are on to something here; I spent a good portion of yesterday ogling various federal agents with ear pieces. There is something mysterious and appealing about a (wo)man standing on top of a building with a cold stare.
Lesbian Vampire Killers is the best movie of 2009. I am aware that 2009 has not started yet and there will likely be several other films released over the course of the year, but…honestly, what could go wrong with a great premise like this? Might as well just hand over the Oscar for Best Picture now.
Celebrity Buzz LiLo and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson are rumored to be getting hitched in Paris this weekend. Expect Michael Lohan to protest outside, waiting patiently for the caterers to sneak him a couple of mini quiches.
TV Buzz Brooke Smith — better known to Grey’s Anatomy fans as Dr. Hahn — has been suddenly canned from the show, and some are claiming that it’s directly related to the fact that her character is gay. With Dr. Hahn being one half of what was the only lesbian couple on prime time television, should we expect Rosie O’Donnell to make an appearance sometime soon? (Note to Rosie: Please reprise the role of Riding The Bus With My Sister’s Beth Simon, in which your choice of playing “mentally retarded” meant doing a 90-minute impression of Cookie Monster).
Celebrity Buzz Recently, the former Lost star reportedly got into a loud screaming match early on a Sunday morning at a Florida hotel, where she banged on her hotel room door, screaming to her female, er…roomie, “If you don’t open up, you’re not getting your [pleasure toy] back!” Immediately after Rodriguez made the threat, the door “creaked open” and the ladies made nice. For the rest of the day, we imagine.
Celebrity Buzz On her talk show today, Ellen DeGeneres will officially announce her role as the new face of CoverGirl, joining supermodel alums like Christie Brinkley and Niki Taylor. Hey, if anyone epitomizes easy, breezy, beautiful - it’s a fifty-year-old hysterical lesbian who rarely gets dolled up.
A round-up of girls kissing at the Olympics. This photo deserves the tagline “Every Parents’ Nightmare” possibly more so than those Gossip Girl ads.
Celebrity Buzz Meet Lindsay Lohan’s alleged first real girlfriend. Semel, daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, is back in the news for making out with Tila Tequila, but she also may have been the first girl Lohan fell for.
Celebrity Buzz The former pop tart is slated to play Varla in Quentin Tarantino’s remake of Faster, Pussycat, Kill! Kill!. Will Britney experience a comeback on the same scale of John Travolta in Pulp Fiction? Only time will tell (as will US Magazine, Star, In Touch, Hello, OK!, The National Enquirer, Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, The Insider, and every show on E!).
Celebrity Buzz The speculation about Lindsay Lohan’s sexuality continues. Her possible lady-love, Samantha Ronson, just posted the pictures of them kissing in Cannes on her MySpace page, but just as quickly yanked them.
Celebrity Buzz The 19-year-old actress who played the youngest daughter on the Christianity-themed show 7th Heaven has been caught kissing girls. 7th Heaven, being one of the most painfully boring family shows to ever exist, could have really used a lesbian tryst to spice things up.
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