Keep it secret, keep it safe.
I’m hobbitsexual and proud.
Are you the glamorous party dad of Middle Earth?
Orlando Bloom, never change your beautiful awkward face.
AKA the main reason you should be excited for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.
“I’m breathing in the fumes of dead people.” Diva Legolas is an amazing GIF series by thranduilings.
TO ISENGARD, TO ISENGARD! Peter Jackson marked Legolas’ last day on The Hobbit set by posting this magical video.
His elf eyes can see into my soul, they’re so blue and dreamy. Um, I mean, Orlando Bloom looks OK I guess.
See how far you can make it before your eyes start bleeding. Special thanks to our new favorite tumblr The Kawaii Project.
This isn’t turtle related. I considered forcing a turtle to watch this in order to justify posting it, but in the end I figured someone would bring me up on charges of animal cruelty if I did.
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Tolkein + Lego + terrible pun = genius.
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