Culture Buzz The wireless carrier is hoping Carly Foulkes, their supposed DVR-proof spokeswoman, can put them back in the pink with her altered hotness.
Animals Buzz Too bad it's not a whippet, because that joke writes itself. Here's an Italian greyhound in bondage gear from the Vice Magazine Doggie Fashion Show. Now I wanna be your dog, indeed.
Celebrity Buzz Yes, beneath all of that luchadore fetish wear, that's Olivia Wilde on the set of “Burt Wonderstone.” I hate you, Jason Sudeikis.
Celebrity Buzz Plus some other people. But mostly Scarlett Johansson. These are from the New York set over Labor Day weekend. Is it just me, or does Captain America look deflated? (via superherohype.com)
Business Buzz These ain't your mommy's aromatherapy candles. These are MANLY damn candles. For men who just want their stuff not to stink there are Man-Cans, candles for men. They smell like manly things. Stuff like sawdust, bacon, New York-style pizza, fresh-cut grass and Grandpa's pipe. Oh, and did I mention that the company was started by a kid with $100 he got from delivering newspapers and that he donates a portion from each candle to a local soup kitchen? True story. [Via TheBuzzBrewery]
Celebrity Buzz She's broken her embargo on bras, but in a uniquely Cyrusian compromise, refuses to wear a shirt with the bra. Instead opting for a heavily bedazzled jacket she must have bought at Tito Jackson's stoop sale. More over at Egotastic.
Culture Buzz People who dress up in leather and bridles for a spot of pony play in the park. The best is the guy who says he can't ride real horses because he's vegan.
The much ballyhooed (okay, slightly ballyhooed) Octomom “sex tape” was dropped on an unsuspecting world today. All she does is chase around an annoying man in a diaper and spank him a few times. It's not even NSFW. It's too boring to be NSFW.
For us non-sports people, Brian Wilson is apparently a pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. More interesting to us non-sports people, Brian Wilson is apparently the owner of a sex slave he calls “The Machine.” Wilson frequently refers to The Machine on national television and even trotted him out during a recent interview. I may actually watch the World Series this year.
Joaquin Phoenix is not the only cast member of Two Lovers who made interesting choices last night. Is it just me, or do those look like a pair of leather Umbros?
This guy is mad enough at Hillary Clinton to tear down the cardboard cut-out of her in his upstate leather coat store. He's not going to bad mouth, but he is. Behold, our next governor!