CULTURE BUZZ – Did you know that you could have sex with a porcupine in Tacoma, but not if it were clinically obese? Incidentally, forget about it if you’re in Florida, where sex with porcupines is — you guessed it — prohibited.Also, you’ve got to wait until your married to have sex with your boyfriend or girlfriend in Georgia. However, if s/he’s your cousin and you’re both over 65, head to Utah where you can get married — two birds, one stone!

The Best Links:

1. Top Ten U.S. Sex Laws
2. Beck: “Sexx Laws”

CULTURE BUZZ – All the residents of this Greek island want is to be called “Lesbians” without being considered homosexual women. Is that so much to ask?Yes, Lesbos may be the birthplace of ancient poet Sappho — whose work argubly defined lesbian ideology — but it’s not like Nebraska changed its name to Etheridgetown after Melissa beckoned you to her window.

The Best Links:

1. Lesbos Islanders Dispute Gay Name
2. Lesbos Vs. Lesbians: It’s ON!
3. “Leggo My…Lesbo?” [An Excellent Legal Rundown Of What This All Means]
4. “How About Calling Ourselves Sapphians? Or Maybe Vaginains?”
5. “Guys, Just So Were in the Clear, There’s Not Some Country Out There Called Homoslavia, is There?”