A new flig! A new flig!
Last Week Tonight reminds us why sales associates exist in the first place.
“Classic out-of-towner move. Comes to New York, stays a few days, and leaves with a slap-dash caricature done in the Times Square area.”
Starboard Value’s meticulously detailed takedown of Olive Garden, which claims the restaurants gives away too many free breadsticks, overuses salad dressing, and doesn’t salt the water before cooking its pasta, made it to Last Week Tonight With John Oliver.
“When you haven’t been nice to someone for a thousand years, it’s very difficult to suddenly start.” UK readers: The video will be available to watch on YouTube on Tuesday.
“Well played Hawking, well played.”
Last Week Tonight host John Oliver says he’s super excited for the start of the World Cup this week, but is conflicted by the fact that his favorite sporting event is run by an appallingly corrupt organization.
“That has all the ingredients of a mob shakedown.”
“The last time you heard a rags-to-riches story about a tea-selling Indian kid, you threw a fucking Oscar at it.”