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Sharks Mounted With Laser Beams
Science Buzz Evil villains everywhere rejoice! Is it just me or is that shark smiling?
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Metal-Etching Laser Machine "Sings" Portal Theme Song
I may need a seat and a piece of cake after this.
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Video: Dinosaur Laser Fight
NY Comedy band Ninja Sex Party teaches some science! Note: they don't have facts to back this up.
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Image: Pacman Scene Made With Lasers And Lights
Michael Bosanko created this scene from Pac Man using lasers and lights, and damn it is cool. (Via The Uniblog)
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Image: Gentleman Bear Rides Abraham Lincoln, With Eye Lasers
Artist Matthew McKeown immortalizes this dandy bear as he charges into battle, waving Old Glory, whilst mounted upon a noble, eye-laser-shooting Abraham Lincoln. You had your day in the Royal Wedding sun, England. Now step aside while America reasserts its badassness with this sublime portrait.
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Video: How to Make Popcorn with Lasers
Cooking with lasers! Lasers are cool and all, but seriously, whoever first thought of popcorn is a genius.
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Link: Lazer Tits (NSFW)
This site is just pictures of women shooting lazers from their mammary glands. But it's so, so much more than that. Lazers + tits = splendor.
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Link: Babies With Laser Eyes!
http://babieswithlasereyes.com/
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I knew they were deadly. Via Tim Shey.
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Video: Crackhead Chases A Laser
If you have a deep respect for the human dignity of crackheads, then: this is mean. Otherwise, New Party Game!!!
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Image: Laser Oven!!!
Check out this entry in the Electrolux “Cooking for the Futur” Competition. It cooks with freaking LASERS!!! Three of them to be precise. It can also scan your food. My favorite feature is the lack of any kind of casing for it at all. So when your house goes haywire, ala Pulse, it will totally kill you.
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Shooting Mosquitoes With Lasers
Science Buzz The scientists behind the “Star Wars” defense system are turning their brain beams towards mosquitoes, with hopes of fighting the spread of malaria. The whole thing sounds absolutely doomsday terrifying if you're a mosquito, where they lure you in with goat blood and then ZAP you're toast. Promising for the human race, though.
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Laser Airship
Science Buzz Boeing has test fired an airborne laser gun that can fire with pinpoint accuracy. Welcome to the future, where chemical lasers will take out entire convoys in 26 seconds. Scary stuff: “The laser is silent and invisible, and can strike at long range in darkness.”
