Cats never attack at a good time. In fact they seem to know the worst time - that's why it's important to keep an arsenal of weaponry nearby.
A new mural at the Old Harding Theater in San Francisco features cats…. laser cats. Breaking: Lorne Michaels has immediately optioned it as another shitty SNL movie.
A user-created Team Fortress 2 map has a horrifying feline surprise towards the end. Who can defeat the Catnarok? Oh sure, it's all fun until it shoots bees at you.
Laser cats (complete with killer bees) somehow get incorporated into Team Fortress II. Looks like SNL needs to prepare a lawsuit.
If cats could shoot laser beams, they'd totally do it in a deadpan, droll sort of manner. This is basically how the world is going to end.