“This may be inappropriate, but the light on your right knee, makes it look like you've got a very long penis.” Poor girl.
You can really tell what kind of baby daddy someone is by the way he makes a burrito. That's how I like to judge my suitors.
Poor Ann! I would hate to see the look on her face when she finds out the chinese buffet is actually a chinese buffet. Here is one person who may be celebrating a belated “unfriend” day.
Tech Buzz Why is it that thousands of people share their most intimate details on Facebook and think it's private? I've scoured the Internet for the very best of these: Here are my favorite five.
For those with ex's names tattooed on them, don't cover it up just stamp it void so everyone knows its over.
Ryan just came out of the closet. F*cking a dude!
My faith in humanity has been restored with this Facebook post.
Especially if you plan on posting them on the internet. It's safe to say these people wont be winning the parents of the year award any time soon.
This is why you don't reply to Craigslist ads asking for satanic sex partners.
…is all grown up, much to his chagrin. [Ed Note: Also a true patriot, though, so that's something.]
Another example of technology working against us. This is so embarrassing that it physically hurts me to read it.
It's was sorta like the way Michael stole Farrah's thunder.