Remember when Kathie Lee Gifford wasn't a boozy, openly-bigoted, undersexed comic genius , and everyone hated her for pretending to be perfect? This “fitness video” is from that era. If saying our prayers means we'll get a romp in the sack with a “Human Love Machine,” we're going to have to stick with the atheism. Thanks anyway, K'Lee! (via Everything Is Terrible , of course)

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One gentleman publicly asks for the beloved comedienne's hand in marriage. It's just a little ring and a couple of words, right? Let's make it happen!

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Rumor has it that Joe the Plumber hooked up with “the skinny brunette…Kirsten, maybe?” from SNL after Saturday’s show. If the source can’t actually identify the cast member, you have to wonder how reliable he is, but the rumor alone puts Joe’s street cred through the roof.

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1. “Whether mccain wins or loses, believe me, joe wurzelbacher has already come out a winner.”
2. Kristen Wiig - Featured on BuzzFeed

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Did SNL ‘s beloved breakout get plastic surgery? The blogosphere is abuzz, and fans are aghast that such a gifted comedian — who was, needless to say, pretty hot to begin with — would go under the knife like so many Hollywood bimbos. We can’t really tell, especially because she’s smiling wider the side-by-side comparison . But at the end of the day, her nose — real or fake — belongs to a woman well on her way to movie stardom (and the bank), so who are we to judge?

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1. Kristen’s All Black-Eyed and Swollen: So Maybe She Got Into a Fist Fight! With A…Plastic…Surgeon…::sigh::
2. See the Side-By-Side Comparison, and Then See How Plastic Surgery Turned Melanie Griffiths Into a Monster
3. “Why Would Someone With a Normal and Even Cute Nose Would Go Through Scary, Expensive Surgery?”
4. Top 10 Kristen Wiig Moments - Featured on BuzzFeed
5. Oh Yes She Did, Oh No They Didn’t
6. And Get This: AMY POEHLER’S PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TV BUZZ: SNL parodies a crazed McCain fan on their second Thursday night political special. The absentmindedness of Kristen Wiig’s character actually kind of reminds me of the Dennis Kucinich supporters from 2004.

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1. Watch the Skit
2. Top 10 Kristen Wiig Moments - Featured on BuzzFeed
3. Insane McCain Supporters - Featured on BuzzFeed

Link: http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/15/top...

Kristen Wiig is arguably SNL’s new Will Ferrell: an “everywoman” with enough versatility to effortlessly turn nuanced characters into fan favorites. Here are ten examples of Kristen at her finest. We applaud the choices, although the list forgets one crucial sketch: Virgania Horsen’s Hot Air Balloon Rides .

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