The latest “family music video” to come from the Kardashian Klan features a close-up of Kim’s ass splashing in the water, sixteen-year-olds in bikinis, Bruce slapping Kris Jenner’s ass, and the entire family making it rain on the beach. I guess it’s time to take a look back at everything that led us here.
How else can you explain all of the wigs? And the accents? And whole new personalities she created for herself? Video of all the cringeworthy moments ahead!
Who has the reach to top the Kardashians’ purported $40 million television deal?
At Elton John’s Oscar viewing party over the weekend, Heidi Klum was spotted chatting with Kim and Kourtney Kardashian. Heidi, listen: you may (or may not!) be emotionally weak from your recent split from Seal, but let us be the first to express concern over this budding friendship. It surely can’t end well.
“I don’t want to be married anymore.” On tonight’s “Kourtney & Kim Take New York,” the girls were helped by phony psychic John Edward to kommunicate with their late father. But it was Edwards’ divorce-related statements that stuck with Kim long after he left, kausing her to make a tearful konfession to Kourtney that her marriage to Kris Humphries was as done as Humphries is dumb.
Kim, Kim, Kim. No wonder you got duped into marriage for the cameras. …At least she knew that “Columbus sailed the ocean blue” in the first place?
Surely you’ve heard the rumors before: Khloe Kardashian is not actually a Kardashian. Now, the ex-wife of Robert Kardashian confirms the rumor to Star Magazine.
Say it with me: “WHYYYY?” The Huffington Post is reporting that the latest in the Kardashian enterprise is a line of Mattel Barbie dolls.
Gotta keep those ratings up. Kourtney Kardashian has announced she and her husband are expecting baby number two.
Daniel Craig hilariously ripped into the everyone’s least favorite reality television family in a recent interview with GQ. He’s handsome AND an astute media critic.
Oh, Kardashians. What would we do without you?
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She should make ice cream.
Kourtney Kardashian revealed her ‘Beach Bunny Swimwear’ designs at the Rehab Pool in Las Vegas on Saturday wearing a leopard print dress and a big black belt.