When Khloe and Kourtney “took” Miami in 2009, Kourtney also took some lessons in lady-on-lady love from Orange Is The New Black’s Flaca.
#nobrasinparis Just kleavage.
They made sure to include a plethora of selfies! Or rather, someone took lots of photos of them individually.
“Is this pizza vegan and gluten-free?”
Kylie Jenner even sustained an injury during their jumping session. Ouch.
Specifically, Kourtney Kardashian’s family. Guess she doesn’t care that Kim’s allergic!
Out of 387 selfies from the Kardashian klan — yes, we counted — here are the top 50.
Nothing like some quality family time.
We all know she’s the best Kardashian sister. Happy birthday Khloe!
After living with the Kardashians for so long, a sense of humor is important.
Imagine being trapped underground with Paul Wesley. Train traffic doesn’t seem so bad after all.
Kim Kardashian is “obsessed” with Amanda’s new look. The sisters also interviewed Russell Brand.
Yeah, yeah: Kim Kardashian announced her pregnancy on the finale of her reality show last night. But we were much more entertained by this storyline about Lord Disick’s secret love of makeup.
In 2005 (one year before Kim’s sex tape) Kourtney Kardashian became the first Kardashian to break into reality TV. The show was called Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive, and it aired on E!.
You know, while she’s pregnant with Kanye West’s baby and Kris is claiming their marriage was a fraud. David Letterman at his best.
Well, all of the ones that produce milk.
Their show is still on and it’s all your fault. If you hate them so much, why are you still watching?
To be fair, there are some family vacations that are unbearably boring. (This doesn’t look like one of them.)
At the beach, no less. For fashion? Or for dressing up like a pirate? You decide.
Is it just us, or has Kanye gotten 100% lamer since he and Kim got together?
The crew was following a Surburban filled with Disick, Kourtney Kardashian, and their children for one of their reality shows. (Everybody is fine.)
Hey Kourtney, is your hair running? Well then you better go catch it! (Make that 5 bad jokes).
Here are photos of Kourtney dancing on a terrace when the sly old wind decided to lift up her skirt to get a looksie. We’ve all seen her pull a baby out of herself on national TV so this is hardly scandalous, but, commence butt pics!
What kind of bakery uses their talents for decorating baked goods and pastries for this? The distasteful nightmare of a cake comes to us via Kourtney Kardashian’s Instagram account — as well as Nicole Richie’s — but let’s just go ahead and blame the Kardashians for this one.
Spray-on abs and shouting “I can’t quit you” does not a Gosling make. Sorry, Scott: you’re doing it wrong.
The latest “family music video” to come from the Kardashian Klan features a close-up of Kim’s ass splashing in the water, sixteen-year-olds in bikinis, Bruce slapping Kris Jenner’s ass, and the entire family making it rain on the beach. I guess it’s time to take a look back at everything that led us here.