BuzzFeed is releasing an awesome new app for the Kindle Fire, and I weirdly thought it would be a good idea to announce it by talking about people who got fired in surprising ways. Fortunately, the post ended up being pretty interesting even if the pun was just really dumb and barely even makes sense in retrospect. So, have a look! And if you have a Kindle, get our Fire App. Hopefully you won’t get fired for using it at work. Jesus Christ.