How do you rage against commercialism while dating the woman who personifies it? Stay far away from her show.
E! basically invented Kim Kardashian, so why was it last to report that she gave birth? It was like if ESPN didn’t mention who won the Super Bowl for an hour.
Being born is traumatic enough; imagine having Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as your parents! Here’s our baby present: a handy guide to the bizarre new life it is about to experience.
Out of almost 26 weeks of public pregnancy, Kim was on 22 weeks worth of magazine covers. AND DON’T CALL HER FAT.
Leyla Ghobadi is a Canadian model who claims she hooked up with Kanye West as recently as October.
You might want to have some ointment prepared for these burns.
More famous people than you might expect. I see you, Nene Leakes!
You don’t need to click any of those links. It’s a girl.
“I think that’s what Kanye’s always wanted,” Kim said in a voiceover on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. And then the world continued to take bets on what the KimYe baby will be named.
Sears and Pacific Sunwear both hired the Kardashians to flout their brands — and the retailers have also been losing relevance big-time. No such thing as bad publicity for this group.
Oh do you guys hear that? It’s the DILF siren blaring.
Fashionable, sure, but painful? Almost definitely. #FreeKimsFeet
After living with the Kardashians for so long, a sense of humor is important.
Plus a super-advanced robotic bartending system, 6 miserably failed TV shows featuring puppets, and a haunting look at the aftermath of Superstorm Sandy.
Don’t laugh, it looked like it REALLY hurt. …I said don’t laugh!
Kim Kardashian might be destined to be interchangeable with a couch for the rest of her life.
In a list of 88 best-dressed Met Gala guests, Kim was noticeably cropped out of Kanye’s photo.
Imagine being trapped underground with Paul Wesley. Train traffic doesn’t seem so bad after all.
The punk-themed “Oscars of the East Coast” finally allowed celebrities to do the thing they just really never have the opportunity to do: share selfies.
A studded leather Givenchy skirt, at that. And, as if he knew the world would be snarking on her floral gown, he gave Kim Kardashian a special shout-out mid-show.
The consensus seems to be that it looks more Raymour & Flanigan than runway couture.
It’s funny because she’s sad.
Ray J says that his newest song is not about Kim Kardashian. It is. It definitely, definitely is.
Here are some photos of the family (plus Brody Jenner, remember!) on a yacht …just in case you kare to keep up with the Kardashians.
Also: “whale” or “big Kim.” The internet/world is so rude.