The World’s First Caffeinated Toothbrush Leads The Daily Links
Plus the seamy world of Netflix adultery, 8 awesome illustrations of female pop culture characters as saints, and Jared Leto’s new hobby.
Plus the seamy world of Netflix adultery, 8 awesome illustrations of female pop culture characters as saints, and Jared Leto’s new hobby.
Today, May 3rd, marks World Press Freedom Day. Some world leaders aren’t too happy about that.
Not great.
Rep. Doug Lamborn argues “smuggling” internet and radio capable technology would help turn population against regim.
That means a lot of standing ovations.
Plus the quest to make Quidditch a serious sport, things you didn’t know about Nutella, and China’s feelings on Django Unchained.
He thinks he’s UN-stoppable, huh?
South Korea’s Yonhap News agency reports North Korea has moved two intermediate-range missiles to its East coast.
North Korea on Tuesday said it plans to restart its 5 megawatt nuclear reactor that was shut down under an agreement reached at the six-party talks in 2007, Yonhap News reports.
The world is round, Kim.
In a special statement, North Korea said it will deal with every inter-Korean issue in a wartime manner, Yohhap News reports. The declaration refocuses the conflict from hollow threats to Atlanta to dead-serious ones targeting Seoul.
America’s weirdest city is on Kim Jong-un’s targets map. Speculate within!
Or like really good prog rock lyrics. All indie tweets courtesy of this English-translation of North Korea’s Twitter feed @uriminzok_engl.
Get ready!
Thousands of North Koreans turned out for a rally at Kim Il Sung Square in Pyongyang in support of leader Kim Jong Un’s call to arms.
Mostly though, he’s promoting a gambling website.
Either this is pure propaganda, or these guys are *really* into Kim.
This is a real story.
“Basketball diplomacy!”
Former NBA star Dennis Rodman plans to run a basketball camp for children and will compete against North Korean athletes in the hopes it will be attended by Kim Jong Un.
State media reports that military aircraft were used to deliver the sweets.
O_O
China’s Communist Party newspaper, People’s Daily, congratulates the North Korean leader on being named the sexiest man alive by the the satirical American publication. Seriously.
: D
The marriage has finally been confirmed by North Korean state media, weeks after photos of the couple first emerged. Congrats, big guy!
The North Korean leader is now a marshal, the military’s highest rank. Here’s looking at you, Kim.
Among the many performances during yesterday’s celebration of their fallen dictator’s life was a song performed by the country’s first-ever girl group. First-ever! The Jongettes — yes, really — performed a tribute to Kim Jong il and later on a group of synchronized swimmers danced to the song, “We Will Defend General Kim Jong Un at the Risk of Our Lives.” How uplifting! (via dailymail.co.uk)
Like father, like son. Since the recent death of Kim Jong Il, North Korean state-run media has been releasing a series of images of the “Great Successor,” Kim Jong Un looking at a variety of mundane things.
“30 Rock” ended its way-too-long hiatus last night, and they even managed to drop in a well-placed Kim Jong-un joke. RIP, Margaret Cho as Kim Jong-il.
It’s easy to forget that Kim Jong-Il, though he may have been a tyrant who starved and oppressed his own people, was still someone’s daddy. Unlike the hysterical theatrics in Pyongyang’s streets, these tears might be genuine. Awwww…does the Great Successor need a tissue?