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Today, May 3rd, marks World Press Freedom Day. Some world leaders aren’t too happy about that.

copyranter 2 weeks ago 23 responses

What Would Your Life Be Like If You Were Born In North Korea?

Not great.

Benny Johnson 3 weeks ago 151 responses

Congressman Would “Love” Regime Change In North Korea

Rep. Doug Lamborn argues “smuggling” internet and radio capable technology would help turn population against regim.

Benny Johnson a month ago 9 responses

Kim Jong Un Goes To A Concert, North Korea Style

That means a lot of standing ovations.

NowThis News a month ago 6 responses

Illustrated Floor Plans For Wes Anderson Movies Lead The Daily Links

Plus the quest to make Quidditch a serious sport, things you didn’t know about Nutella, and China’s feelings on Django Unchained.

Raymond Sultan a month ago 11 responses

23 People Who Will Kick Kim Jong-Un’s Ass If He Fires A Missile

He thinks he’s UN-stoppable, huh?

Benny Johnson a month ago 55 responses

North Korea Loads Two Medium-Range Missiles On Mobile Launchers

South Korea’s Yonhap News agency reports North Korea has moved two intermediate-range missiles to its East coast.

Michael Rusch a month ago 20 responses

North Korea Vows To Restart Nuclear Facilities

North Korea on Tuesday said it plans to restart its 5 megawatt nuclear reactor that was shut down under an agreement reached at the six-party talks in 2007, Yonhap News reports.

Michael Rusch a month ago 18 responses

Maybe We Shouldn’t Be That Concerned About A North Korea Missile Strike

The world is round, Kim.

Hunter Schwarz a month ago 59 responses

North Korea Enters A “State Of War” With South Korea

In a special statement, North Korea said it will deal with every inter-Korean issue in a wartime manner, Yohhap News reports. The declaration refocuses the conflict from hollow threats to Atlanta to dead-serious ones targeting Seoul.

Michael Rusch a month ago 23 responses

Why Does North Korea Want To Bomb Austin?

America’s weirdest city is on Kim Jong-un’s targets map. Speculate within!

Jessica Testa a month ago 22 responses

North Korea’s Tweets Are Like Bad Indie Rock Lyrics

Or like really good prog rock lyrics. All indie tweets courtesy of this English-translation of North Korea’s Twitter feed @uriminzok_engl.

Mike Hayes a month ago 51 responses

Is Your City On Kim Jong-Un’s American Bombing Targets Map?

Get ready!

Benny Johnson a month ago 153 responses

Mass Rally In Pyongyang In Support Of Kim Jong Un

Thousands of North Koreans turned out for a rally at Kim Il Sung Square in Pyongyang in support of leader Kim Jong Un’s call to arms.

Michael Rusch a month ago 7 responses

Dennis Rodman Is Campaigning For A Black Pope In Rome

Mostly though, he’s promoting a gambling website.

Mike Hayes 2 months ago 19 responses

North Korean Troops’ Explode In Joy At Kim Jong-Un’s Visit

Either this is pure propaganda, or these guys are *really* into Kim.

NowThis News 2 months ago 33 responses

Dennis Rodman Kicked Out Of Hotel Bar For Loving Kim Jong-Un Too Much

This is a real story.

Jack Moore 2 months ago 47 responses

Look How Happy Dennis Rodman Made That Evil Dictator

“Basketball diplomacy!”

Jack Moore 2 months ago 34 responses

Dennis Rodman Heads To North Korea

Former NBA star Dennis Rodman plans to run a basketball camp for children and will compete against North Korean athletes in the hopes it will be attended by Kim Jong Un.

Michael Rusch 2 months ago 12 responses

Kim Jong Un Celebrates Birthday By Sending Candy To Every Child In North Korea

State media reports that military aircraft were used to deliver the sweets.

Ellie Hall 4 months ago 29 responses

Exclusive: US Spy Photo Of North Korean Rocket Launch

O_O

copyranter 5 months ago respond

Chinese Website Congratulates Kim Jong Un On Being Named Sexiest Man Alive By "The Onion"

China’s Communist Party newspaper, People’s Daily, congratulates the North Korean leader on being named the sexiest man alive by the the satirical American publication. Seriously.

Zeke Miller 5 months ago 110 responses

Kim Jong-Un Posing With A Happy Family

: D

Matt Stopera 8 months ago 157 responses

Meet Ri Sol Ju, Kim Jong Un’s New Wife

The marriage has finally been confirmed by North Korean state media, weeks after photos of the couple first emerged. Congrats, big guy!

Jessica Testa 9 months ago 22 responses

Kim Jong Un Gets A Promotion

The North Korean leader is now a marshal, the military’s highest rank. Here’s looking at you, Kim.

Jessica Testa 10 months ago 12 responses

North Korea Celebrates The Life Of Kim Jong Il With A Performance By "The Jongettes"

Among the many performances during yesterday’s celebration of their fallen dictator’s life was a song performed by the country’s first-ever girl group. First-ever! The Jongettes — yes, really — performed a tribute to Kim Jong il and later on a group of synchronized swimmers danced to the song, “We Will Defend General Kim Jong Un at the Risk of Our Lives.” How uplifting! (via dailymail.co.uk)

Whitney Jefferson a year ago 18 responses

Kim Jong Un Looking At Things on theatlantic.com ›

Like father, like son. Since the recent death of Kim Jong Il, North Korean state-run media has been releasing a series of images of the “Great Successor,” Kim Jong Un looking at a variety of mundane things.

theatlantic.com a year ago respond

Kim Jong-Un Joke Kicks Off “30 Rock” Season Premiere

“30 Rock” ended its way-too-long hiatus last night, and they even managed to drop in a well-placed Kim Jong-un joke. RIP, Margaret Cho as Kim Jong-il.

Matt Wilstein a year ago 15 responses

Kim Jong-Un Weeps For His Father

It’s easy to forget that Kim Jong-Il, though he may have been a tyrant who starved and oppressed his own people, was still someone’s daddy. Unlike the hysterical theatrics in Pyongyang’s streets, these tears might be genuine. Awwww…does the Great Successor need a tissue?

Gavon Laessig a year ago 15 responses