“[Load] your damn mags, make sure your rifle’s clean, pack a backpack with some food in it and get ready to fight.” UPDATE: Tennessee has suspended his handgun carry permit.
As the poor sap who was mauled to death by his pet hippo unfortunately found out, hippos are not cute and cuddly—they are 5 ton murder machines. The hippopotamus is not a pet, it is nature’s morbidly obese psychopath.
So that makes this video especially creepy and oozing with tragic irony. Marius Els was a farmer in South Africa who had raised Humphrey the hippo since it was a baby. Els’ body was discovered last week, ripped apart by the hippo’s razor sharp teeth. The fate of the hippo remains unknown.
You know you were thinking it. Foxy Knoxy vs. Racy Casey…which accused murderess would you rather pervert the justice system with? Take our poll at the bottom and settle the raging debate! These are the kinds of arguments they have in hell.
We’ve been down this road before, but here are 12 more celebrities who have killed people. Shocking.
Rick Perry being the most prolific practitioner of capital punishment in the United States received spontaneous and rapturous applause at the Republican presidential primary debate. They weren’t applauding Rick Perry’s response, mind you, but Brian Williams simply stating the Texas governor’s record of sending 234 people to their death. Your modern GOP, ladies and gentleman. Watch Video ›
Disturbing. In order to better reconstruct his horrific shooting spree, Oslo authorities returned Anders Breivik to Utoya Island. A police spokesman later said Breivik showed no remorse as he detailed his cold-blooded execution of 69 people, mostly teenagers. View List ›
It turns out some very famous people have done some bad things. I know. I was shocked too. View List ›
The official statement from Chinese authorities is that the police were defending a station that was being attacked but several eye witnesses have said that the incident began when police opened fire on peaceful protesters. Xinjiang is a province of China and those involved in this incident were protesting against Chinese oppression over the area. (via reuters.com) View List ›
A former associate of Shaq, Robert Ross, claims in a lawsuit that the basketball star asked him to assassinate enemies and mistresses. Among the targets: a member of the Crips who disrespected O’Neal in front of his wife, a mistress for whom O’Neal had paid for an abortion, and a “renown (sic) record producer.” He was also asked to break the arm of a rival NBA player. Ross doesn’t confirm if he carried out the alleged hits, but he seems to be implying that he’d like compensation for services rendered. (via tmz.com) View List ›
The lawyer for Levi Aron, the 35-year-old suspect who confessed to murdering and dismembering 8-year-old Leiby Kletzky, says Aron hears voices and is prone to hallucinations. Police say there is still no clear motive in this horrific crime. View List ›
The Facebook magnate is pulling a Ted Nugent and will henceforth only eat meat that he himself has slaughtered. While it may sound cruel and shocking, if you read his entire statement to Fortune, he’s got a point. Also, Mark Zuckerberg has pig roasts at his house. View List ›
Barack Obama refuses to “spike the football,” so we’ll do it for him. This list is in no particular order and by no means comprehensive. Achievement unlocked: Reelection. View List ›
Another photo from President Obama’s situation room in the moments before Osama bin Laden’s death. View Image ›
Clips from the 1994 Mexican film “Herencia Diabolica,” about an enchanted doll that comes to life in the form of an evil midget clown. Here are a few clips to provide nightmare fuel for the clown car stuffed with your every phobia. Watch Video ›
This is so messed up. GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons went on a hunting trip to Africa last month where he shot and killed an elephant because it was “eating villagers’ crops.” I don’t know about you, but I’m having a hard time believing him. Watch Video ›
Well-known people who can kick ass with the best of them.
Horrifying amateur footage of a van plowing through a crowd of protesters in Cairo. Youtube posters say it’s a “diplomatic van,” but the identity of the driver remains unknown. Watch Video ›
A dog trained to kill rats goes on a high-scoring rampage in New York’s Washington Square Park. If you’re squeamish about living animals getting violently mauled, even if those living animals are rats, you may not want to watch. The screams of the rats sounds like a cassette tape being rewound. Watch Video ›
A leaking gas line exploded in Philadelphia this morning, killing one and injuring five, all of it caught on video. Horrifying and amazing at the same time. Watch Video ›
A superlative supercut of every zombie offing from The Walking Dead. It’s so good, Frank Darabont rehired all of his writers just so he could fire them again. Watch Video ›
Alleged to have raped and nearly killed an 8-year-old girl in 1990, Dennis Earl Bradford has walked free for almost 19 years since the crime.
A lot of people don’t know it, but cats are hateful creatures made out of pure evil who are consumed with the destruction of humanity. View Image ›
A truck bomb exploded across the street from Iraq’s Foreign Ministry near the Green Zone Wednesday, knocking out concrete slabs and windows and leaving a mass of charred cars outside as a wave of explosions around Baghdad killed at least 95 people and wounded more than 400.
