…with smallpox blankets. So begins Thanksgiving Week on Buzzfeed. Cool! Trinkets!

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There was another “goat riding a bus” video going around this week, but I like this one way better. He's just one of the kids!*

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Pretty sure she had some of whatever the Ewoks were drinking. (I see a Today Show Holiday Reunion Special in our future.)

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Christopher Beckett saw his dad bring in “craploads” of money with his own internet marketing site, so he's launching a similar project in which you will help fund the purchase of his new dirtbike. Just send him some of your “information,” and you'll have the ball rolling in no time! KID BIZ!

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1. Via Ilana Glazer
2. Christopher Beckett Can Make You ‘Craploads’ if You Help Him Buy a New Dirtbike

James Gandolfini celebrated Halloween like any indifferent dad, ripping eyes into a cheap Homer Simpson mask and wearing it for about ten minutes. As long as he didn't see any Paulie Walnuts (thx, Tyler) costumes, this was probably his best Halloween ever.

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The Internet's favorite cute kids remixed together into one killer break-beat musical ensemble.

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1. Via Daily What

This video is, without a doubt, the culmination of our society and culture. It can only go downhill from here.

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Somewhere, the delusional, overbearing mother of Sparkal Queenz (!) gleefully watches as her Little Miss writhes on the floor, make-up smeared and shoulder straps tangled, much like any other 3' tall sexpot. Actual kid or trannie midget? Place your bets! (via BWE )

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CULTURE BUZZ: Grizzly old Roger Stephens, 61, went up and slapped a stranger's crying 2-year old four or five times to “shut her up.” Look at that scowl! But geez, Grandpa, you can't just can't do that stuff anymore.

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1. Man slaps stranger’s crying kid
2. Busted For Slapping Stranger’s Crying Child
3. The slap heard around the newsroom and beyond
4. Police Report

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“All Is Love,” the first song from Karen O's Where The Wild Things Are soundtrack, is streaming on MySpace. It features whistling, kids singing, and a spelling lesson, so: it's pretty great.

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1. via NYMag
2. ‘Where The Wild Things Are’ Trailer - Featured on BuzzFeed

Death scenes in movies don't have to be all sad and weepy. Sometimes they can pretty violent and awesome. Go ahead and add your favorites too.

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People are playing a life-size version of Candyland down Lombard Street in San Francisco RIGHT NOW! Lombard Street is the famous twisty road that everyone sees when they visit San Francisco. If you've been there, you probably have a picture of it. Go check.

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1. Photos: Candyland on Lombard Street
2. Crooked Lombard Street In San Francisco Turned Into Life-Size Version of Candyland Game
3. Candyland Game Starts at 10 a.m. Today

You know a bus is “special” when everyone gets their own f*cking steering wheel. Little girl lost, indeed.

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“If you put a girl in a sundress & french braids in front of the average pedophile, now he's gonna get an erection that will rip his bike shorts.” Classic, essential advice from an ex-pedophile on how to protect your children from sexual predators.

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This is an adorable note one of my granddaughters left me after she visited for the weekend. It warmed my old heart so I just had to share it with the BuzzFeed readers!

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Weezer ups both their hipster cred and pop cred at once when they cover Kids and Pokerface back to back. ( via )

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The terrible staff at The Valley Swim Club barred a bunch of Black campers from swimming after fear that they would change “the complexion of the club.” The club, which boasts “open membership,” is apparently welcoming to all types of Caucasian, bigoted a-holes.

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1. Via NBC Local

Adorable children take on our nation's proudest oaths — from the Pledge of Allegiance to the Star Spangled Banner. See the rest at Urlesque . If anything, this really shows that there are some seriously difficult words to pronounce in the Pledge of Allegiance. Maybe we owe it to our forefathers to modernize a bit? Set it to “Row, Row, Row Your Boat?”

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1. See more cute kids celebrating July 4th at Urlesque

All obvious jokes aside, no one can quite do the Moonwalk like Michael Jackson — but these kid impersonators come pretty close. Just forget the uncomfortable crotch grabs and you'll be all set.

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1. See More at Urlesque: “Pint-Size Michael Jackson Impersonators”
2. Top 5 Michael Jackson Impersonators (Grownups!)
3. The Best Celebrity Impersonators of 2009

One dad finds a nice, blameless way to get rid of the family pet.

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