Keanu Reeves Is Severus Snape
“Hair stylist, give me the Snape” - Keanu Reeves
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16 Celebrities Who Aren’t Too Famous For The Subway
Imagine being trapped underground with Paul Wesley. Train traffic doesn’t seem so bad after all.
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"The Matrix" As Described By A 65-Year-Old Woman
Filmmaker Joe Nicolosi asked his mother to watch The Matrix, and then explain the plot. The result? Internet gold.
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Keanu Reeves Poses With Jackie Chan’s Stuffed Pandas
While Keanu looks out of place, this isn’t anything new for Jackie.
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20 Things You Might Not Know About "The Matrix"
Important facts about the best film of the ’90s.
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The J-Law Sports Bra Auction Leads The Evening Links
Y’know the jogging scene in Silver Linings Playbook? One pervy collector is going to own the bra that America’s new sweetheart wore during filming.
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17 Celebrities Who Never Age
WITCHCRAFT.
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Keanu Reeves Photobombs Group Of Girls Dressed As Ninja Turtles
So this is the opposite of Sad Keanu, I guess.
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Happy Birthday, Keanu Reeves!
Please don’t be sad. Let’s count backwards together.
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A Fair Reaction To The Death Of Dick Clark
It’s a serious question. Ryan Seacrest and Anderson Cooper can’t save us.
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Good Guy Keanu Gives Up His Subway Seat
What a gentleman! He deserves all the best in the world.
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Please Don’t Remake Point Break!
Against better judgment, it looks like they’re going to do it. Earlier this year on the 20th anniversary of the film, Alcon Entertainment secured rights to the project, and they plan to focus the new version around “international extreme sports.” (via content.usatoday.com)
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The 7 Greatest (True) Keanu Reeves Stories Ever Told on ranker.com ›
Keanu Reeves is an amazing human being. Despite having led a pretty hard life filled with a lot of tragedy, he’s managed to not only be one of the most giving celebrities of all time, but a truly great human being that, by example, is teaching us all that we should “be excellent to each other”. So, from donating millions of dollars to the crews of his films, to having breakfast with the homeless, to being seemingly immortal, here are the greatest Keanu Reeves stories ever told.
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Point Break
Happy 21st birthday, Point Break! Here are ten things you might not have known about a truly transcendent and radical film. And if you know this stuff, congratulations on being up on your bank robbing surf ninja movie trivia. View List ›
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Happy Keanu Talks About the New ‘Bill & Ted’ Movie
Dude says he’ll see a draft of the script in about six weeks. Please don’t let there be a CGI George Carlin. View Media ›
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Keanu Reeves Named the Worst Actor in Hollywood History on starpulse.com ›
Ashton Kutcher and Vin Diesel are also on the list.
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The Most Embarrassing Keanu Reeves Photoshoots
A collection of strange and awkward Keanu Reeves pictures. Enjoy. View List ›
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Uncomfortable Keanu
Look what you did, Internet. Look how uncomfortable you made Keanu. Watch Video ›
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Holy Keanu
Sad Keanu was merely the first transformation; an irrevocable step along the hallowed road to a glorious apotheosis. Holy Keanu is what we have all been secretly waiting for. If you can find any other evidence of Keanu’s recent, shocking divine status, please upload it below. View Image ›
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Keanu Reeves Practicing Tai Chi Next To A Parking Lot
Keanu practiced Tai Chi yesterday. Here’s how it went. View List ›
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Bill And Ted Together Again At Last
Ted “Theodore” Logan (Keanu Reeves) and Bill S. Preston (Alex Winter) were spotted together last night, probably planning an epic Wyld Stallyns reunion tour. This is also a possible confirmation of Bill and Ted 3 rumors. View Image ›
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Don’t Do It Keanu!
I’m from the future and there’s pie! View Image ›
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Kupcake Keanu
The very best of Kupcake Keanu. At this point, Keanu is just messing with us. View List ›
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Keanu Makes A Friend
Sad Keanu finally has an accomplice. I hope she doesn’t break his heart. View Image ›
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The 12 Most Depressing Keanu Reeves Quotes
Keanu says the most depressing things. He truly wears his emotions on his sleeve. View List ›
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Sad Keanu Just F*cking with Us Now on videogum.com ›
You know what? He’s probably not even sad.
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Celebrities Riding The Subway
Pictures of celebrities riding the subway. I can relate! View List ›
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Happy Keanu [NSFW]
Crack Keanu scientists from around the globe have finally figured out how to stop him from being so damn sad all the time. View Image ›
