Never have I so fully understood the “Free Katie” platform. Poor Joey Potter.

The Best Links:

1. Many more Katie photos here.
2. The Official Lindsay Lohan Aging Timeline - Featured on BuzzFeed
3. The Official Dakota Fanning Aging Timeline - Featured on BuzzFeed
4. The Official Leonardo DiCaprio Aging Timeline - Featured on BuzzFeed

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These photos have been everywhere the last couple days, and they're really getting to me. The weird Suri-as-Princess element, the “Look, Our Love Is A Fairy Tale!” vibe, and the Other Kid getting crowded out of the frames—it just feels so sad. If Katie and Suri go outside and no one takes a photo, do they exist?

The Best Links:

1. More Disney World photos

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Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich… Things are only getting weirder here.

The Best Links:

1. “wat” - Flickr

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Another day in the life of Katie and Suri. They stop to tie a shoe, their bodyguard gets close in protection mode, the Paps snap away. Damn paparazzi. Can't live with 'em, can't live without “Stars: They're Just Like Us!” section in US Weekly.

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1. Tom Cruise Afforded You Only One Bodyguard, Ms. Holmes?

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: Katie Holmes’ Broadway debut in All My Sons draws mild reviews. She’s not as bad as Julia Roberts, but not as good as an actual stage actress.

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1. Clips Of Katie in “All My Sons”
2. “Although her performance is hardly a tour de force, it’s spirited and laudably willing to take some risks. “
3. Katie Doesn’t Embarrass Herself on B’way
4. “Can Katie Holmes act in an intense Broadway play? No! Well, at least not very well.”

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In an attempt to counter protesters attempting to smear their “religion,” Scientologists planted fans to support Katie Holmes outside the theater in which she’s performing on Broadway. How did poor Katie get stuck in such a ridiculous mess? Oh, right, by allegedly being hired as Tom Cruise’s “suitable wife.”

The Best Links:

1. Katie Holmes’ Secret YouTube Confessions - Featured Video on BuzzFeed

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STYLE BUZZ: We all saw Katie Holmes bringing baggy jeans back, and now Amanda Peet and Rachel Bilson are wearing them too. We’d call these boyfriend jeans, except for the fact that Tom Cruise’s jeans would probably look more like knee-shorts on her.

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1. Katie Holmes and Amanda Peet Bringing the “Tight Roll” Back
2. Why Is Everyone Rolling Up Their Jeans???
3. Katie Holmes and Baggy Jeans: A Slideshow
4. Help Katie Holmes Buy a New Pair of Jeans
5. Katie Holmes, Traipsing About in Mom Jeans on More than One Occasion
6. Slouchy, Baggy Jeans Coming to a Fancy Boutique Near You
7. Rachel Bilson - Rolled-up Jeans and Weird Boots
8. Amanda Peet Rocks the Boyfriend Pant
9. Current/Elliott Jeans - Hot New Denim Line Features Vintage Pegged Jeans
10. Three Makes a Trend

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: Months later, the conspiracy theories calling Katie Holmes’ New York City marathon run into doubt are picking up steam. She maintains she really ran 26.2 miles in five and a half hours, but her mystery split times and lack of jogging bra have the doubters coming out in force.

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1. Hmm, An Us Weekly Blog Post About Her Potential Boston Run Was Yanked!
2. Who Is Mystery Man Paul Vincent?
3. The Unidentified Runner #6074
4. Katie Holmes Marathon Photos On Flickr
5. She Faked The 5:29 Time?
6. I Don’t Buy The Conspiracy - She Definitely Ran!
7. Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!

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