These photos have been everywhere the last couple days, and they're really getting to me. The weird Suri-as-Princess element, the “Look, Our Love Is A Fairy Tale!” vibe, and the Other Kid getting crowded out of the frames—it just feels so sad. If Katie and Suri go outside and no one takes a photo, do they exist?
Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich… Things are only getting weirder here.
Another day in the life of Katie and Suri. They stop to tie a shoe, their bodyguard gets close in protection mode, the Paps snap away. Damn paparazzi. Can't live with 'em, can't live without “Stars: They're Just Like Us!” section in US Weekly.
Celebrity Buzz Katie Holmes’ Broadway debut in All My Sons draws mild reviews. She’s not as bad as Julia Roberts, but not as good as an actual stage actress.
In an attempt to counter protesters attempting to smear their “religion,” Scientologists planted fans to support Katie Holmes outside the theater in which she’s performing on Broadway. How did poor Katie get stuck in such a ridiculous mess? Oh, right, by allegedly being hired as Tom Cruise’s “suitable wife.”
Style Buzz We all saw Katie Holmes bringing baggy jeans back, and now Amanda Peet and Rachel Bilson are wearing them too. We’d call these boyfriend jeans, except for the fact that Tom Cruise’s jeans would probably look more like knee-shorts on her.
Celebrity Buzz Months later, the conspiracy theories calling Katie Holmes’ New York City marathon run into doubt are picking up steam. She maintains she really ran 26.2 miles in five and a half hours, but her mystery split times and lack of jogging bra have the doubters coming out in force.