“One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that he had been changed into an adorable kitten.” Another public domain literary mashup from Quirk Classics, the same folks who brought us Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/26/magazine/26kafka-t.html...
A tale of eccentric heirs, Zionist claims, a cat-infested apartment and a court fight the author would have understood all too well.