Your workout vs. your junk food!
“It has the consistency of like, dried foreskin.”
It’s a lot easier to be vegan when loaded nachos are involved.
You probably shouldn’t take this advice seriously.
Cheeto dust in my hair, don’t care.
Gogobot users tell us where to eat when up north.
Les frites avant les bites.
Rien ne vaut la nourriture. Rien.
Please don’t make me eat eggplant.
“I took the long way around the mall.” Featuring comedian Barry Rothbart.
Laissez-moi et mes nuggets tranquilles.
Because it’s all about what you put in your mouth.
Not everything in the city of angels involves kale.
In the future, everything will be Doritos.
No night is complete until you’ve devoured poor food choices.
Real love is fried, less than $10, and 100 percent unhealthy for you.
All good diets must come to an end.
Let’s investigate this mystery, shall we?
Lend me your eyes, and I will tell you the tastiest story ever told.
You know all about Brangelina, but have you heard about potataffle or rice krispancake, yet?
Would you like a side of handbag with your order?
This is the future. We live in the future now.
If you think that decision to hit Mickey D’s this morning was your own, think again.
You do not want to know what’s in that vanilla ice cream.
Courtesy of DC-based non-profit consumer advocacy group Center for Science in the Public Interest.