Jose’s got 99 problems and his pet goats account for at least 14 of them. Probably more, to be perfectly honest.
Canseco’s post-baseball career continues its spiral. Update: The Clark County District Attorney’s office says no charges have been filed against Canseco at this time, but police confirm an investigation to local media.
Can somebody please let Jose Canseco know? We’re worried about him.
How dare you, Jose? How dare you?
Jose Canseco’s brilliant thoughts on gravity and dinosaurs.
Jose Canseco asks the real questions. Do the math.
The inquiring world wants to know.
“Here’s to not cheating, Kansas City. Sometimes last place is first place.”
Wondering what the ex-wives of Will Smith, Eddie Murphy, R. Kelly, Jose Canseco, and (the artist formerly known as) Prince are like today? This is your show.
The other Canseco tells BuzzFeed that Major League Baseball owes Jose $25 million and talks about the method to his brother’s madness.
Despite usually seeming like a huge goofball, Jose has these moments of coherence. And they seem to hint at something more.
Jose Canseco’s agent is a saint. Bless him.
The reigning king of Twitter explains his method to BuzzFeed. And he’s got a website coming!
I used a photo of a sexy model to lure him, and Jose followed me on Twitter and called me on the phone. Turns out he’s just kind of a nice guy.
The writer behind Friday Night Lights, “Shattered Glass,” and countless other stories talks to us on the occasion of his new piece, After Friday Night Lights.
You could own a piece of sports blooper history.
What better way to read Jose Canseco’s psychotic ramblings than from adorable corgis?
Also, he really doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” This is a bad look, Jose. Come on now.