Florida Vampire Running For President
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is running for President. The 45-year-old doesn’t date anyone over the age of 20, was accused of brainwashing a 16-year-old he was engaged to up until last month, and is running as a Republican candidate. Apparently Vampires don’t believe in abortion. Check out his interview with the local news in here. View Media ›
