BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "jokes" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:16:33 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) 28 Jokes You Can Tell Your Grandparents http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6666361/28-jokes-you-can-tell-your-grandparents

Q: Why do blondes wear wool underwear? A: Because their grandmothers worked very hard knitting it for them.

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]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6666361/28-jokes-you-can-tell-your-grandparents Fri, 06 Jan 2012 06:17:08 -0500 <b>Q: Why do blondes wear wool underwear?</b> A: Because their grandmothers worked very hard knitting it for them. collegehumor nonadult Did This Eating Disorder Joke On The Disney Channel Go Too Far? http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/did-this-eating-disorder-joke-on-the-disney-channe The Disney Channel is in some ~hot water~ after they made an eating disorder joke on an episode of their show “Shake It Up.” Here's what went down. Thoughts?

Here's the questionable joke:

After the episode, Demi Lovato tweeted at Disney about how inappropriate it was:

After the episode, Demi Lovato tweeted at Disney about how inappropriate it was:

If you didn't know, Demi Lovato was a star of Disney Channel show from 2009-2011. She went to rehab for an eating disorder earlier this year.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/did-this-eating-disorder-joke-on-the-disney-channe Mon, 26 Dec 2011 14:02:11 -0500 <b>The Disney Channel is in some ~hot water~ after they made an eating disorder joke on an episode of their show "Shake It Up."</b> Here&#39;s what went down. Thoughts? mjs538 nonadult nonadult If you didn&#39;t know, Demi Lovato was a star of Disney Channel show from 2009-2011. She went to rehab for an eating disorder earlier this year. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Barbra Streisand As A Dominatrix In Rare Indiana Jones Footage http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/barbra-streisand-as-a-dominatrix-in-rare-indiana-j What happened when Barbra Streisand, Carrie Fisher, and Empire Strikes Back director Irvin Kershner showed up on the Temple of Doom set? Steven Spielberg put 'em to work. It's really bad footage but thanks to the transcript via joblo.com you can read/hear Streisand saying “I feel like a faggot” at the end.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/barbra-streisand-as-a-dominatrix-in-rare-indiana-j Wed, 07 Sep 2011 16:19:40 -0400 <b>What happened when Barbra Streisand, Carrie Fisher, and <em>Empire Strikes Back</em> director Irvin Kershner showed up on the <em>Temple of Doom</em> set? Steven Spielberg put &#39;em to work.</b> It&#39;s <em>really</em> bad footage but thanks to the transcript via joblo.com you can read/hear Streisand saying "I feel like a faggot" at the end. provincialelitist nonadult nonadult nonadult Why Lewis Black Doesn't Do Sarah Palin Jokes http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattw/why-lewis-black-doesnt-do-sarah-palin-jokes-arl

On a recent episode of Showtime’s In the Green Room with Paul Provenza , comedian Lewis Black explains why he doesn’t poke fun at Sarah Palin.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattw/why-lewis-black-doesnt-do-sarah-palin-jokes-arl Sat, 06 Aug 2011 08:02:14 -0400 <b>On a recent episode of Showtime's <i>In the Green Room with Paul Provenza</i>, comedian Lewis Black explains why he doesn't poke fun at Sarah Palin.</b> mattw nonadult Kirstie Alley Busts David Letterman For Fat Jokes http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/kirstie-alley-busts-david-letterman-for-fat-jokes

I think this demonstrates a remarkable sense of humor from both parties. Turnabout is fat play! What?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/kirstie-alley-busts-david-letterman-for-fat-jokes Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:33:55 -0400 <b>I think this demonstrates a remarkable sense of humor from both parties.</b> Turnabout is fat play! What? gavon nonadult When Nerds Do Laundry http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/computerised-washing-281t Looks like there's some branching out in the computer industry?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/computerised-washing-281t Sun, 29 May 2011 03:02:10 -0400 Looks like there&#39;s some branching out in the computer industry? burnred nonadult Obama Ridicules Donald Trump At The White House Correspondents' Dinner http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/obama-ridicules-trump-at-the-white-house-correspon

Obama completely tears Trump apart at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Atta boy, Barry.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/obama-ridicules-trump-at-the-white-house-correspon Sun, 01 May 2011 09:32:09 -0400 <b>Obama completely tears Trump apart at the White House Correspondents Dinner. </b>Atta boy, Barry. daves4 nonadult 8 Absurd Jokes That Predicted Real Life Events http://www.cracked.com/article_19146_8-absurd-jokes-that-predicted-real-life-events.html

Truth is stranger than “Yo mama” snaps.

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]]> http://www.cracked.com/article_19146_8-absurd-jokes-that-predicted-real-life-events.html Mon, 11 Apr 2011 10:53:09 -0400 Truth is stranger than "Yo mama" snaps. cracked nonadult Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road To get to the other side, right?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road Thu, 10 Mar 2011 10:28:21 -0500 To get to the other side, right? ashleybaccam nonadult How To Confuse An Idiot http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/how-to-confuse-an-idiot A very funny YouTube video to send your dumbest friends.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/how-to-confuse-an-idiot Fri, 31 Dec 2010 09:02:05 -0500 A very funny YouTube video to send your dumbest friends. scott adult The Very Best Font And Typography Humor http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/the-very-best-of-awful-font-and-typography-humor Please feel free to add your own, if you're into that type of thing. Zing! (WARNING: Do not click if you don't enjoy dumb jokes about fonts and stuff.)

  1. Comic Sans Goes For A Drink

  2. Franklin Gothic

  3. Sherlock Holmes Solves An Incredibly Nerdy Font Mystery

  4. I Shot The Serif!

  5. More Love For Comic Sans

  6. Turns out there is an "I" in "Team". Who knew?

  7. When To Use Comic Sans

  8. Haunted By Bad Fonts

  9. Bonus: The Neutra Face Song!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/the-very-best-of-awful-font-and-typography-humor Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:28:33 -0500 <b>Please feel free to add your own, if you&#39;re into that <i>type</i> of thing. Zing!</b> (WARNING: Do not click if you don&#39;t enjoy dumb jokes about fonts and stuff.) expresident nonadult Christine O'Donnell Jokes http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/christine-odonnell-jokes These political jokes are sure to be the hit of your next social gathering! (I hope your social gatherings like puns.)

  1. What do you call a Christine O'Donnell who lives at the beach?

    A sand-witch.

  2. 2. What did Christine O'Donnell say to the female sheep?

    I'm ewe. (Credit to Gavon for that one.)

  3. 3. A Christine O'Donnell walks into a bar and says "Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?"

    The horse with the long face says "In the First Amendment, I'm a horse and even I knew that."

  4. 4. Why doesn't Christine O'Donnell like to ride her broom to debates?

    Because she's afraid she might fly off the handle.

  5. 5. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

    Because chickens didn't exist yet, even though Christine O'Donnell thinks they did.

  6. 6. Christine O' Donnell goes to her eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examining her eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."

    Christine O' Donnell replies, "Doc, I know it's a sin, but is it hurting my vision?" The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room." (Credit to Tanner for that one.)

  7. 7. What was Christine O'Donnell's favorite subject in school?

    Spelling!

  8. 8. What was ElectChristineO'Donnell.org's favorite subject in school!

    Misspelling!

  9. 9. What do you call Christine O'Donnell on the side of the road with her thumb out?

    A witch-hiker!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/christine-odonnell-jokes Thu, 21 Oct 2010 15:52:51 -0400 <b>These political jokes are sure to be the hit of your next social gathering!</b> (I hope your social gatherings like puns.) akdobbins nonadult Astronauts Drink at The... http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickyftw/astronauts-drink-at-the-19ta Don't make me spell it out for you.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickyftw/astronauts-drink-at-the-19ta Wed, 20 Oct 2010 02:02:04 -0400 Don&#39;t make me spell it out for you. rickyftw nonadult Prankster In Chief http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/prankster-in-chief From the White House Flickr Feed (kicking it early '09 Honeymoon style!):

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/prankster-in-chief Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:59:23 -0400 From the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/4921383047/">White House Flickr Feed</a> (kicking it early &#39;09 Honeymoon style!): akdobbins nonadult The Best robots.txt File http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/the-best-robotstxt-file

A robots.txt file is a way for a site administrator to give instructions to web crawlers (robots) that are crawling the site.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/the-best-robotstxt-file Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:35:45 -0400 A <a href="http://www.last.fm/robots.txt">robots.txt file</a> is a way for a site administrator to give instructions to web crawlers (robots) that are crawling the site. expresident nonadult Old Spice And The City http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/old-spice-and-the-city-nzp I'm on a horse.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/old-spice-and-the-city-nzp Sun, 09 May 2010 15:02:03 -0400 I&#39;m on a horse. rebeccae adult Baracketology 2010 http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/baracketology-2010

Hey Barry, I heard that NPR segment on Siena, too! p.s. Here's a joke I read on Facebook: What do flip flops and the NCAA tourney have in common? NO HEELS. Heh.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/baracketology-2010 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:10:51 -0400 <b>Hey Barry, I heard that NPR segment on Siena, too!</b> p.s. Here&#39;s a joke I read on Facebook: What do flip flops and the NCAA tourney have in common? NO HEELS. Heh. akdobbins nonadult Sustainable Tips http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/sustainable-tips A new twitter feed with some practical ideas about sustainability.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/sustainable-tips Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:05:37 -0500 A new twitter feed with some practical ideas about sustainability. awesomer nonadult Normal Activity http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/normal-activity-cci

The #2 movie in America. America loves fart jokes and homophobia, right?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/normal-activity-cci Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:43:50 -0500 <b>The #2 movie in America.</b> America loves fart jokes and homophobia, right? awesomer adult Gay Animal Jokes http://www.buzzfeed.com/savage/gay-animal-jokes-1g6 What is the right thing to feed various gay animals?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/savage/gay-animal-jokes-1g6 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:24:29 -0400 What is the right thing to feed various gay animals? savage adult