Traces Of Peanuts

This has to be the hardest anyone has ever worked for a pun. View Image ›

nickrrrad 3 years ago 36 responses

Christmas With Darth And Luke

So obnoxious. Especially when you think of the difficulty Luke is going to have opening those gifts without a hand. View Image ›

Jack Shepherd 3 years ago 50 responses

Panicked, Sweat-Covered Pope Reverses Longstanding Ban On Abortion on theonion.com ›

The Pope has just announced that, on second thought, having an abortion is “not that big a deal.”

TweetMeme 4 years ago respond

Taco Bell Launches New ‘Morning After’ Burrito on theonion.com ›

The zesty, Mexican-style entree prevents unwanted pregnancies if ingested within 36 hours following intercourse.

TweetMeme 4 years ago 3 responses

‘Shit Parenting’ Magazine on magtoss.com ›

The monthly guide to giving humans the worst possible start.

Reddit Top Links 4 years ago respond

Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation on theonion.com ›

Organizers reported Sunday that the 44th White House Carnival was a rousing success, raising a record $800,000,066,845 for the federal government—$800 billion of which came from a dunk tank featuring former vice president Dick Cheney. Everyone who participated in the carnival is very lucky that Obama is closing Guantanamo. Cheney holds a grudge.

Digg Top Links 4 years ago respond

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency on theonion.com ›

Thousands of people are dead and millions are without health care in the wake of the Bush presidency. Today Bush is touring some of the affected areas and meeting with victims of this disaster. Everyone please note, if it is from the Onion News Network, it is not real.

TweetMeme 4 years ago respond

Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

Homosexual geneticists at the Pink Tiger Research Institute believe they have isolated the gene that causes Christianity. This will be very comforting to concerned parents of Christians who fear they may have somehow caused their children to choose this deviant lifestyle. (P.S. Merry Christmas!) Watch Video ›

Sarah Morgan 4 years ago 18 responses