Johnny Depp Tears Into Ricky Gervais For Golden Globes Jokes
Brutal. Too bad it’s not real. Just a very funny clip from from Gervais’ new series, Life’s Too Short.
Brutal. Too bad it’s not real. Just a very funny clip from from Gervais’ new series, Life’s Too Short.
This is basically the dream team. Johnny Depp talks about how he played with shotguns, built bombs—and found his mentor’s voice.
He’s got to be kidding, right? When asked about the experience of working on photo shoots, Johnny Depp told Vanity Fair ‘You just feel like you’re being raped somehow. Raped. The whole thing. It feels like a kind of weird… just weird, man. Whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it’s like… you just feel dumb. It’s just so stupid.’ (via amygrindhouse.com) View Image ›
After quitting Twitter almost two years ago, Ricky Gervais returned to his user account this week to share this. “To protect Warwick from scary mice,” he tweets, “me and Johhny [sic] Depp put him safely in the toilet. Anything for a friend.” (via.) View Image ›
Or this is Robert Smith dressing up as Sherlock Michael Jackson and going to a Paramore show on the moors for some reason. Hard to tell. From Tim Burton’s upcoming adaptation of the cult classic vampire series. Never watched the show, but I’m pretty sure Barnabas Collins wasn’t a dandy version of the demon face from “The Exorcist.” View List ›
Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream series continues with Johnny Depp and Patti Smith in a couple of Pirates of the Caribbean photos. Wait, Patti Smith? The punk icon? Disney ads? What? Cognitive dissonance? Huh? Nah. It’s awesome. View List ›
This is the official poster for the fourth installment of the Pirates Of The Caribbean series, On Stranger Tides. Looks like it may be about pirates. View Image ›
What some people wouldn’t give to be that blow-up doll.
Johnny Depp continues to choose roles as the character you think you’re seeing while on an acid trip. View Image ›
I just assumed she was some sort of crazy hot model. And then I saw these.
Bust out the rum and wake up the parrots.
Not in the way that porn parodies have depicted.
Nor the loss of half his wealth that could come of it.
Because he’s Johnny Depp, that’s why.
Depp, 47, sat down with rocker Patti Smith for an interview with Vanity Fair magazine to discuss his costar from The Tourist.
British 9-year-old Beatrice Delap wrote to the star asking for help staging a ‘mutiny’ against the teachers and Johnny Depp surprised her with a visit at her school dressed as Jack Sparrow. See the letter she wrote here. View Image ›
9-year-old Beatrice Delap of Greenwich, England wrote Captain Jack Sparrow asking for his help in leading a mutiny against her school’s teachers. Johnny Depp replied in person, with full eye-makeup. Now with video! View List ›
It makes about as much sense as anything else he’s done. View Image ›
Angelina Jolie made another sexy spy movie, this time with Johnny Depp as a dumb person. (He clearly turns out to be a double agent. Let’s just call that one now.) Anyway, pretty pictures of Venice and a close-cropped Paul Bettany ahead. View Media ›
Memorypalace at Deviant Art provides us with this Depptastic (or maybe Burtonesque) collection of characters. Ed Wood would have made a great Alice. View Image ›
What, Johnny can’t play Wasp and Ms. Marvel too? (Via.) View Image ›
By reader request! (We listen, we care.) This timeline raises the question: Who is hotter? 1990s Johnny or Mid-Aughts Johnny? View List ›
USA Today has published new images from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland featuring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, and Anne Hathaway as the White Queen. Also included are three more pieces of concept art for the film. View Image ›
Johnny Depp’s iconic character gets the My Little Pony treatment. Jack Sparrow also can’t escape the wrath of the scented hooves. View Image ›
This preview of upcoming 2009 movies ran during the closing credits of the Oscars last night. Sherlock Holmes! Public Enemies! Harry Potter! And also, Night at the Museum 2: 2 Fast 2 Museumy. I have been waiting for that one. Watch Video ›
Because everything is recession-themed nowadays, Empire magazine offers Hollywood some cheaper alternatives to expensive movie stars. In some cases, the alternative is actually an improvement, like when they suggest replacing Jim Carrey with Will Arnett. If only we could accomplish that forever, in real life, I think we’d all be much happier.
Here’s a look at Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland.” Or is it a fake? The internet isn’t sure. Either way, I’m concerned for that rabbit. View Image ›
Tim Burton and Johnny Depp have started filming Burton’s crazy version of “Alice in Wonderland” in the UK. The movie, out in 2010, will be a mix of live action and CGI, and Depp will play none other than the Mad Hatter (duh). Shots of the production have been leaked, so you can even see the unknown Australian actress, Mia Wasikowska, dressed up as Alice and one of the Tweedle Dees in the first two links. Read More ›
Tokyo Disneyland offers Johnny Depp branded sausage. Who knew the Japanese were so salacious? You certainly wouldn’t know from the charts. View Image ›