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John Mayer Resurfaces After Two Full Years, Apologizes For Being A Douche
TV Buzz John Mayer showed up on today's “Ellen” and explained how his terrible behavior pushed him into hiding for two whole years: “It was a very strange time … it was a violent crash into being an adult.” I hadn't even noticed he was gone.
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John Mayer is super hot on the BuzzFeed Network right now. Here's all the best viral buzz on John Mayer.
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Stars Ruined By Fame
Celebrity Buzz While some celebrities remain grounded and deal well with the challenges of fame and constant press, there are others who have crumbled under the pressure. Whether it's their arrogance, their holier-than-thou attitude, or their addictions, the road is downhill. Here are some stars with a fatal flaw.
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Link: John Mayer Throws Cold Water On Giada De Laurentiis Reports
http://www.popeater.com/2010/11/10/giada-de-laurentiis-jo...
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But not on Giada herself. That would be mean and wet.
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Link: Giada De Laurentiis Denies John Mayer Hookup
http://www.okmagazine.com/2010/11/giada-de-laurentiis-den...
Because who would actually admit to a John Mayer hookup?
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Taylor Swift’s Awkward Song For John Mayer
Music Buzz Once upon a time, there were some very brief TSwift/John Mayer hookup rumors that accompanied her backup vocals on Half Of My Heart. Now Taylor has written a really uncomfortable song—cleverly (somewhat) titled “Dear John”—about said hookup. The song isn't out yet, but here are the lyrics.
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13 Criminal Yankee Fans
According to a recent New York Times article, New York criminals have a striking tendency to wear Yankee caps. To the untrained eye, this would appear only the latest in the Times’ endless string of bogus trend articles – supported by nothing but anecdotal evidence – in a desperate attempt to halt plummeting circulation. A careful examination of the evidence, however, proves otherwise.
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John Mayer Retires From Twitter
Celebrity Buzz First Amanda Bynes, now John Mayer…is Kanye next? Last night John Mayer posted his last tweet before deleting his twitter account, sending literally dozens of twitter users into shock and outrage. Don't worry though…he's still on Tumblr.
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Link: John Mayer’s Metaphoric Retirement
http://crushable.com/entertainment/john-mayers-metaphoric...
Is John Mayer retiring? Or just taking a cue from Joaquin Phoenix? John posted this photo to his blog, with the caption: A Self Portrait of The Artist Three Days Before His Metaphoric Retirement.
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The Goofiest Guitar Faces
Music Buzz Even the most famous musicians have their goofy side. Just check out the faces they make while playing guitar. I’m not sure if it’s pleasure or pain.
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Video: John Mayer Parodies LeBron James to Announce Tour Dates
Unlike LeBron James, however, John Mayer plans to bring his skills to as many cities as he possibly can. Also, he kept his announcement under 2 minutes, and for that, I am grateful.
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Image: John Mayer’s Intentional Photobomb
John Mayer sees you there, acting as if you are taking a photo of your two friends. He knows you are actually taking his photo. He sees what you are doing. John Mayer sees everything.
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Image: Six Degrees of John Mayer's Manhood
The fact that this chart has both a “Nickelodeon Cluster” (Disney, really) and a “Crabs Nebula” is both disturbing and hilarious. Full size image here.
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Video: Recycled Romance
From the man that brought you Viva La Vida in every song, comes a delayed valentine's gift to all of you!
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Link: Just Call Him Professor Mayer
http://www.berkleemusic.com/welcome/singer-songwriter-pro...
When he isn't apologizing, John Mayer is busy teaching in an online singer-songwriter degree program at the Berklee College of Music. What's his specialty, you may ask? Why “Honesty in Songwriting” of course (Via Vulture.)
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Image: Jessica Simpson’s New Abstinence Campaign
Pro tip: if you wait until marriage to have sex, you will be likened to crack cocaine by a celebrity in a major publication. Just say no, kids! (Abstinence Educators, please feel free to run with this.)
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Video: John Mayer Apologizes
John Mayer slow jams his apology for being a douchebag. Around 2:25 he almost breaks into tears. [Ed Note: APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED.]
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John Mayer Will Sodomize Your Editor
Music Buzz New York Magazine attempted to interview John Mayer about Obama's big win and also the public option. In the end, everyone looked good.
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Image: John Mayer’s Guitar Faces
Twitter's favorite musician is also well-known for making funny faces while he jams. Thank god we have the Internet to collect them in a perfect gallery of hilarity.
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Image: John Mayer’s Mug Shot
John Mayer's mug shot from when he was arrested on May 26, 2001 for driving with a suspended license in Atlanta. Aww, babyface. Here it is, your “Who cares” of the day.
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Image: Mayer Covered in Kisses
Here's John Mayer covered in lipstick kisses, as you always imagined. After emerging from a club in LA looking like this the other night, he proceeded to break out his Michael Jackson moves, to the delight of the paparazzi.
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Excessive Twittering
Celebrity Buzz Oh no: Twitter causes its first high-profile romance casualty! Telegraph is reporting that super-couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have broken up (for the second time) due to Mayer's “excessive twittering”. Ever after being dumped, the singer still couldn't give up the tweets. He wrote, 'This heart didn't come with instructions.'
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Link: John Mayer Dumped for Excessive Twittering
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technolog...
Rumor has it Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer because of his Twitter obsession. This rumor is based on anonymous but no doubt reliable sources. Apparently John was all, “I'm suuuper busy right now” and then he's just Tweeting all the time! And Jennifer was all, “You've got time for Twitter but no time to call me?” And she totally dumped him! Let this be a warning to all of us.
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Video: John Mayer Tries Hip Hop
I think the song is called “I like sex and I'm good at it.” Keep working at it, John. You'll be as good as Joaquin Phoenix in no time.
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Video: Nothing Cute is About to Happen
I wish I could resist this, but I can't. My cold heart is melting. OMG I want to hug Elmo.
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Video: John Mayer Goes Viral
Perhaps in preparation for his upcoming variety show, John Mayer attempts to go viral with a strange video in which he seems to be talking to himself? Someone's trying to be Justin Timberlake. And failing.
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Variety Shows
TV Buzz If Rosie O'Donnell's variety show (airing tonight) is a success, word is that the format could make a healthy return to television, what with others down the pipeline from John Mayer and The Osbournes. Many have sworn off its viability, but considering the voracious appetite Americans have to see Cloris Leachman's boobs, anything is possible.
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Rosie Live
TV Buzz Set to the air on NBC the night before Thanksgiving, Rosie O'Donnell's new variety show will apparently rekindle the format left behind about a quarter century ago. No word yet on whether an arm-wrestling match with John Mayer will take place. With Alanis Morrissette and Ne-Yo on hand, Rosie Live could very possibly be weird enough to suppress your Thanksgiving Day appetite, especially if Rosie brings back Beth Simon.
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