POLITICS BUZZ: It is not a secret anymore! Because he told a bunch of people where it is! This almost sounds too perfectly Bideny to be true, but: remember that secret bunker/undisclosed location Dick Cheney went to after 9/11? Well, at a recent dinner party, Joe Biden told everybody where it is. It is under the VP's house, in case you were wondering. (Note: way to be SUPER-SNEAKY, Secret Service! Nobody would ever have looked there!)

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1. Cheney’s Secret Bunker Was…In His Basement?
2. Biden’s office says he was actually talking about “an upstairs workspace”
3. Biden’s bunker? Undisclosed guest room
4. Biden Reveals Location of Top Secret V.P. Hideout
5. Cheney’s “Undisclosed Location” Revealed?
6. Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
7. Note to Joe: Don’t reveal top-secret secrets
8. Biden speaks at Wake Forest - does not disclose nuclear launch codes
9. When I’m Feeling Blue, I Can Always Go To My Undisclosed Location - The Onion

Joe Biden made a little Old Person mistake on TV the other day. The guy is 66 and he didn't call anyone “articulate,” so let's just say it's cute, ok?

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1. Can I get your web number?

Link: http://www.vetocorleone.com/2009/02/a...

They're all strikingly hot. Even Dick Cheney. Especially Dick Cheney. No joke. Playful and manly. Other highlights: Biden, McCain, Pelosi. (Not Blagojevich, though. Looks like a dumpy turtle.)

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Link: http://change.gov/

Obama's transitional website portal is now up and running smoothly. After early hiccups that made it look like the placeholder site for a local business in 1998, the Change site is now all online.

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1. Has Obama Picked His CTO?
2. Blue State Building Obama Transition Site Change.gov
3. “Worst transition Web site ever”

Palin, you silly goose! You signed an Obama/Biden shirt at a rally last week by mistake, and now the owner is selling it on eBay. Now that’s change we can believe it. Sneaky-deaky!

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1. Genius of capitalism, cont’d
2. The Shirt on Craigslist

Link: http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kung_f...

It’s Team McCain vs. Team Obama in a Mortal Kombat-style Flash game. Beware Palin’s deadly hockey stick/shotgun weapon! I must be lame, but I couldn’t get past the first level as Obama (special move: fires doves of hope) or Biden (shoots offensive feet out of his mouth).

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POLITICS BUZZ: Hilarious comparison of the types of responses to expect from the Presidential running mates. The CBS Exclusive shows Joe Biden and Sarah Palin discussing their thoughts on the best and worst parts of Dick Cheney’s Vice Presidency. After seeing Biden’s well articulated answer, Palin looks more like someone you’d see on The Tonight Show’s “Jay Walking”.

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1. Biden, Palin On Dick Cheney Video - CBSNews.com

POLITICS BUZZ: The PBS anchor has mysteriously broken her ankle just days before she’s set to moderate the upcoming vice presidential debate between Senator Joe Biden and Sarah Palin. Ifill reportedly slipped and fell down her stairs at home, making this a very unfortunate happenstance that just stinks of some old Republican Party Stair Grease. Conspiracy theorists…have at it!

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1. VP Debate Moderator Gwen Ifill Breaks Ankle, HOW PECULIAR HMM?
2. Gwen Ifill Breaks Ankle - The Show Will Go On
3. Fallen? Or PUSHED?! Dunh, dunh, DUNH.
4. Ifill Breaks Ankle But Still Plans to Moderate Veep Debate

POLITICS BUZZ: The woman competing against Joe Biden for his Senate seat is a Sarah Palin lookalike. It doesn’t take much to be considered “hot” in the world of American politics. So is Christine O’Donnell a legitimate babe or just a slightly more attractive Monica Lewinsky?

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1. YouTube - Christine O’Donnell On Wearing a Bikini
2. Christine O’Donnell Official Photo Gallery
3. Christine O’Donnell on Facebook
4. YouTube - Christine O’Donnell on CNN’s Glenn Beck Show discussing the Democratic Debates
5. Christine O’Donnell Writes Column Called “Obama Supports Global Tax From United Nations”
6. She Wrote a Blog Post Called “Joe Biden Is the Herbert Hoover of Today’s Energy Crisis”
7. Check Out Her MySpace
8. Photo of Christine Wearing Tacky But Flattering Gold Lame Dress

POLITICS BUZZ: While Sarah Palin is new to the arena of making public mistakes , Joe Biden is a practiced professional. Here are some highlights. Biden’s known to savor the taste of his own foot, and his career is littered with big public oops moments.

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1. Biden: “Hillary might have been a better pick than me.”
2. “Racist” Joe Biden Perfect For Obama? - Featured Video on BuzzFeed

POLITICS BUZZ: Joe Biden’s son is Delaware’s Attorney General, but he’s also in the National Guard (and is headed to Iraq). Beau introduced his dad at the DNC last night, and his speech definitely tugged at the heartstrings. Hopefully, he didn’t inherit his father’s hair .

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1. Biden’s Son Off to Iraq
2. Beau, Joe Biden’s Son, Makes His Debut On The National Stage
3. “Beau Biden almost made me cry”
4. Transcript of Beau Biden’s Speech at the DNC
5. Beau Biden’s Headed To Iraq on October 3
6. Beau Biden’s Bio
7. Beau Biden Iraq Deployment Raises Issues

POLITICS BUZZ: The nominee for V.P. has suspiciously thin hair. Did he have a transplant? It only seems fair, since we covered McCain’s teeth , to mention Biden’s weird helmet.

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1. “Will I end up with a hair transplant like Senator Joe Biden?”
2. Does Joe Biden Have Butt Hair on His Head?
3. Common Consensus: He Has Plugs
4. “Is a man who has had hair transplants qualified to be vice president?”

POLITICS BUZZ: Barack Obama named Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware as his vice presidential running mate early this morning. Will having an old white guy on the ticket help him reel in the votes from closeted racist white voters?

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1. “Barack Obama has Chosen Joe Biden to Be His Running Mate”
2. Obama fills out the ticket with a “a leading authority on foreign policy and a longtime Washington hand.”
3. Obama picks a “Catholic with blue-collar roots […] and a reputation as a long-winded orator.”
4. Is “Racist” Joe Biden the Perfect Complement to Obama?
5. Biden Is Obama’s Pick for VP
6. Everything Joe Biden

Is “racist” Joe Biden the perfect compliment for the first black Presidential nominee? Obama is on the verge of announcing his running mate . Picking Biden would show that Obama is not all uptight and politically correct. I mean, how could white voters resist supporting a black candidate who laughs at racist jokes? It is the best of both worlds!

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1. Joe Biden on Obama: “first mainstream African-American who is articulate…” Oops!