BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "joe biden" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 20:18:22 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) 6 Photos That Show Joe Biden Is The Drunk Uncle Of The United States http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/6-photos-that-show-joe-biden-is-the-drunk-uncle-of And these are just from last night's State Of The Union. He points! He close-talks! He's handsy!

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/6-photos-that-show-joe-biden-is-the-drunk-uncle-of Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:35:49 -0500 <b>And these are just from last night&#39;s State Of The Union.</b> He points! He close-talks! He&#39;s handsy! jpmoore nonadult President Obama&#39;s State Of The Union Address In 12 Animated GIFs http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/president-obamas-state-of-the-union-address-i If a picture is worth a thousand words, a GIF is worth a million. Here are a dozen that capture the most memorable moments of tonight's State of the Union Address by President Obama.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton greeting Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton greeting Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords

Hillary Clinton giving face.

Hillary Clinton giving face.

President Obama giving face.

President Obama giving face.

President Obama getting a bear hug from an enthusiastic female guest.

President Obama getting a bear hug from an enthusiastic female guest.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/president-obamas-state-of-the-union-address-i Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:17:08 -0500 <strong>If a picture is worth a thousand words, a GIF is worth a million.</strong> Here are a dozen that capture the most memorable moments of tonight&#39;s State of the Union Address by President Obama. mattcherette nonadult Joe Biden Says The Taliban Is Not Our Enemy http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/joe-biden-says-the-taliban-is-not-our-enemy In an interview with Newsweek/The Daily Beast, Vice President Biden had some interesting things to say about the Taliban and the United States' continuing efforts to bring stability to the region.

Joe Biden's full quote to Newsweek/The Daily Beast:

Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical. There is not a single statement that the president has ever made in any of our policy assertions that the Taliban is our enemy because it threatens U.S. interests. If, in fact, the Taliban is able to collapse the existing government, which is cooperating with us in keeping the bad guys from being able to do damage to us, then that becomes a problem for us. So there’s a dual track here:

One, continue to keep the pressure on al Qaeda and continue to diminish them. Two, put the government in a position where they can be strong enough that they can negotiate with and not be overthrown by the Taliban. And at the same time try to get the Taliban to move in the direction to see to it that they, through reconciliation, commit not to be engaged with al Qaeda or any other organization that they would harbor to do damage to us and our allies.

LINK: Read the full interview on The Daily Beast.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/joe-biden-says-the-taliban-is-not-our-enemy Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:47:09 -0500 <b>In an interview with Newsweek/The Daily Beast, Vice President Biden had some interesting things to say about the Taliban and the United States&#39; continuing efforts to bring stability to the region.</b> jpmoore nonadult nonadult <big>Joe Biden&#39;s full quote to Newsweek/The Daily Beast:</big> nonadult Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That&rsquo;s critical. There is not a single statement that the president has ever made in any of our policy assertions that the Taliban is our enemy because it threatens U.S. interests. If, in fact, the Taliban is able to collapse the existing government, which is cooperating with us in keeping the bad guys from being able to do damage to us, then that becomes a problem for us. So there&rsquo;s a dual track here: One, continue to keep the pressure on al Qaeda and continue to diminish them. Two, put the government in a position where they can be strong enough that they can negotiate with and not be overthrown by the Taliban. And at the same time try to get the Taliban to move in the direction to see to it that they, through reconciliation, commit not to be engaged with al Qaeda or any other organization that they would harbor to do damage to us and our allies. nonadult nonadult 10 Things Joe Biden Is Thankful For This Thanksgiving http://www.buzzfeed.com/vpjoebiden/10-things-joe-biden-is-thankful-for-this-thanksgiv Hey everybody. Uncle Joe here again. People may not know this, but Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Why? Because cranberry looks like blood jello. How cool is that.

Hot Dogs

There only a few things better than hot dogs. The first time you see a naked woman. The sound of Eagles playing the opening chords of "Hotel California." The first season of "Two And A Half Men." Other than that? Nothing. The GOP just made Pizza a vegetable? Psh... I've been pushing to make vegetables hot dogs for a long time. And that's way more impressive.

Those TV Shows You Like

I love to watch fun shows like "The Community" and "Parks And Recreation Department." If we were to get re-elected, I could see what we could do about keeping both shows around for a long time. People don't realize that my full title is Vice President Of Programming Of The United States. The whole thing was too long for my business cards or the crest, so they abbreviated it. But Arrested Development's coming back... Who do you think did that?

Barry Obama

B-Ho, aka Barracking The Suburbsama, aka Sir. He's a smart, funny, awesome dude. Secretly a great karaoke singer. His go-to song is "Tom Sawyer" by Rush. It's a Cirque du Soleil level spectacle. He's a showoff who brings acrobats to karaoke is what I'm saying. But he's my boss and he'll probably read this, so I have to be nice. Just kidding about that last part Barry!

John Boehner
I am thankful that the leader of our opposition is so out of touch with the American people. I am thankful that the opposition's leader gleefully cow tows to the rich, while simultaneously blocking any attempts we make to improve life for the middle class...

Just kidding. I'm thankful that his name looks like a stiffy. Obviously.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/vpjoebiden/10-things-joe-biden-is-thankful-for-this-thanksgiv Thu, 24 Nov 2011 13:32:08 -0500 <b>Hey everybody.</b> Uncle Joe here again. People may not know this, but Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Why? Because cranberry looks like blood jello. How cool is that. vpjoebiden nonadult <big>Hot Dogs</big> There only a few things better than hot dogs. The first time you see a naked woman. The sound of Eagles playing the opening chords of "Hotel California." The first season of "Two And A Half Men." Other than that? Nothing. The GOP just made Pizza a vegetable? Psh... I&#39;ve been pushing to make vegetables hot dogs for a long time. And that&#39;s way more impressive. nonadult <big>Those TV Shows You Like</big> I love to watch fun shows like "The Community" and "Parks And Recreation Department." If we were to get re-elected, I could see what we could do about keeping both shows around for a long time. People don&#39;t realize that my full title is Vice President Of Programming Of The United States. The whole thing was too long for my business cards or the crest, so they abbreviated it. But Arrested Development&#39;s coming back... Who do you think did that? nonadult <big>Barry Obama</big> B-Ho, aka Barracking The Suburbsama, aka Sir. He&#39;s a smart, funny, awesome dude. Secretly a great karaoke singer. His go-to song is "Tom Sawyer" by Rush. It&#39;s a Cirque du Soleil level spectacle. He&#39;s a showoff who brings acrobats to karaoke is what I&#39;m saying. But he&#39;s my boss and he&#39;ll probably read this, so I have to be nice. Just kidding about that last part Barry! nonadult <big>John Boehner</big> I am thankful that the leader of our opposition is so out of touch with the American people. I am thankful that the opposition&#39;s leader gleefully cow tows to the rich, while simultaneously blocking any attempts we make to improve life for the middle class... Just kidding. I&#39;m thankful that his name looks like a stiffy. Obviously. nonadult <big>Safety Scissors</big> Without whom I would have lost my life on many occasions (that trip to Mexico was unspeakably crazy). Thank you safety scissors. Thank you. nonadult <big>The Films Of Fran&ccedil;ois Roland Truffaut</big> No film has ever tapped into the very marrow of me the way that "The 400 Blows" did. Well, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" was close, but thematically it didn&#39;t quite resonate the way that Truffaut&#39;s other work did. nonadult <big>Hand Buzzers</big> I would say that this little item, more than anything else, established me as the funniest guy in DC. That and my Jimmy "Carvel" Carville impression. nonadult <big>That "Two And A Half Men" Weathered The Storm</big> I&#39;ll be honest. I thought the best show on tv was done after they replaced Charlie with the young guy from GI Jane with his hair grown out. I thought America would tune out. That the show would die with Charlie Harper on that train track in Europe. But I was wrong. The show has grown deeper. The writing more human. We are lucky to be witnessing a creative renaissance like none we&#39;ve ever seen in the medium. God bless CBS. nonadult <big>The Toronto Argonauts Of The Canadian Football League</big> You don&#39;t know real football till you&#39;ve seen the Argos march up and down a field. I&#39;d love to see Tom Brady and his pretty boys try to take on my Toronto terrors. Until the NFL comes to its senses and answers one of my many emails demanding a team for Delaware, the Argos will be my boys. nonadult <big>World Of Goo</big> This game has everything I&#39;m looking for in a killer phone game. Great physics. Fun score. Hilarious porny name that I can loudly talk to Barry about in front of cabinet members and press. "Excuse me Mr. Ambassador, I just need to borrow Barry for a second... Okay this is important. It&#39;s called World Of Goo and you have to play with the goo now!" It doesn&#39;t get better than that. nonadult Rick Perry&#39;s Other Gaffes From Last Night http://www.buzzfeed.com/vpjoebiden/rick-perrys-other-gaffes-from-last-night-4e30 Hey guys Uncle Joe Biden here. Ricky “Ricky Bobby” Perry really blew the debate last night, right? But forgetting a department wasn't his only screwed pooch of the evening. Here are some other gaffes that only people with PhDs in Gaffeonomy, like myself, would pick up on.

I applaud Ricky Bobby's desire to bust some Cain balls. I do. But this is all wrong. Cain went for the crotch and the head. He's not a boob man. He's just not. A for effort Ricky. F for boob grabs.

And when you blow an impression that badly, you're going to get called on it. Unless you're that guy SNL has playing Barry. A dark-skinned white guy is not the same as a light-skinned black guy. That's basic race math. That's not offensive right? I can never remember what things are the offensive ones and which ones are the funny ones. Damn. Anyway, Herman's face looks like Ricky just made him eat some Godfather's Pizza! Biden'd!

I don't know why Johnny Be Harwood and Maria Barti-Simpson-Tony-romo thought this was an important question, but they did. And Ricky Bobby blew it. He blew it. They must have had some inside info that he wasn't ready for the question.

After Ricky started losing, he really pulled out all the stops. You gotta applaud a man that will dance to earn your love. Marcus Bachmann and I became close friends on that very principle. But Ricky is not a great dancer. And those eyes? Let's just say those eyes help Uncle Joe get elected. They love those eyes in New York and California. Iowa does not love "fuck me" eyes. Trust me. I tried.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/vpjoebiden/rick-perrys-other-gaffes-from-last-night-4e30 Thu, 10 Nov 2011 15:02:10 -0500 <b>Hey guys Uncle Joe Biden here.</b> Ricky "Ricky Bobby" Perry really blew the debate last night, right? But forgetting a department wasn&#39;t his only screwed pooch of the evening. Here are some other gaffes that only people with PhDs in Gaffeonomy, like myself, would pick up on. vpjoebiden nonadult Yearbook Photos Of The 2012 Candidates http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/yearbook-photos-of-the-2012-candidates High school and college yearbook photos of all the White House hopefuls. Young Biden+Young Romney+Young Perry=Hunk Sandwich. Young Cain+Young Santorum+Young Huntsman=Nerd Burger.

Herman Cain

Herman Cain

Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann

Newt Gingrich

Newt Gingrich

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/yearbook-photos-of-the-2012-candidates Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:02:12 -0500 <b>High school and college yearbook photos of all the White House hopefuls.</b> Young Biden+Young Romney+Young Perry=Hunk Sandwich. Young Cain+Young Santorum+Young Huntsman=Nerd Burger. gavon nonadult GOP Candidate Round-Up: Biden Style http://www.buzzfeed.com/vpjoebiden/gop-candidate-round-up-biden-style-4e30 Uncle Joe is back with more BidenFeed and he's got some truth missiles for your brain. I know you've all been wondering what Jose Bidino thinks of these GOP candidates. Well wonder no more.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/vpjoebiden/gop-candidate-round-up-biden-style-4e30 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 19:17:10 -0400 <b>Uncle Joe is back with more <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/vpjoebiden/">BidenFeed</a> and he&#39;s got some truth missiles for your brain.</b> I know you&#39;ve all been wondering what Jose Bidino thinks of these GOP candidates. Well wonder no more. vpjoebiden nonadult 11 Reasons I Will Still Be On The Ticket In 2012 http://www.buzzfeed.com/vpjoebiden/11-reasons-i-will-still-be-on-the-ticket-in-2012-4e30 There has been some discussion that Hillary “Clintonium” Clinton may replace me as Barry's numero dos on the 2012 ticket. Here are 11 reasons that they won't be able to say goodbye to Uncle Joe.

Welcome to BidenFeed. I'm Vice President Joe Biden, aka Uncle Joe, aka Joey B and the Madness, and I'll be bringing you a first hand look at what it's like to be Vice President, what it's like to try to remain Vice President, and what the White House smells like in the middle of the night (Stale poo. True story, it's the ghost of Abe Lincoln going to the bathroom, but back then they didn't have running water so the smell would just linger. We had the ghost hunters out and they verified my theory. So take that Axelrod, and your pet theory of "plumbing issues." Lame.) Anyway, let's get this train out of the station. BidenFeed. Reasons I will still be on the ticket in 2012. Here. We. Go.

It's no secret that Barry is having some polling issues. Now personally, I think this is because these dweebs are asking the wrong questions. I keep telling them that instead of asking "Do you approve of the job Barry is doing down in DC?" they should be asking "Do you approve of Angry Birds which came to exist as a direct result of the election of Barack Obama?" But whatever. Axelrod's a geek.

Regardless the fact is that WAAAAY more people hate Barry than hate me. Like out of 100 people, 10 more will say they don't like him. Me? Like 20 % of people don't even have an opinion yet! That's what political people call the opportunity gap. And right now, nobody loves that gap more than Uncle Joe.

You know that guy in your office with the jailbroken iPhone and a bunch of cool games that you've never heard of? I'm totally that guy! Would you kick that guy out of your office? No way. And for Hillary "Clintonium" Clinton? She still uses a Razr. Not the super old Razr, but the kind of old one. The one that Jack had on Lost when he's off the island in the season 3 finale, only you don't know it's the future until the end when he yells "We have to go back!" And if any of you bitch to me about spoilers, I swear to god I will create a law that mandates you be spoiled if you haven't seen something within a year of its release. We'll have roving bands of spoiler agents tracking your viewing habits. Don't think I won't do it. And if you think I can't, you have no idea the kind of precedents that Cheney's bullshit set up for me.

Self-explanatory, but you do not drop someone who has this kind of boob-dar. You just don't.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/vpjoebiden/11-reasons-i-will-still-be-on-the-ticket-in-2012-4e30 Mon, 24 Oct 2011 16:32:11 -0400 <b>There has been some discussion that Hillary "Clintonium" Clinton may replace me as Barry&#39;s numero dos on the 2012 ticket.</b> Here are 11 reasons that they won&#39;t be able to say goodbye to Uncle Joe. vpjoebiden nonadult Welcome to <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/vpjoebiden">BidenFeed</a>. I&#39;m Vice President Joe Biden, aka Uncle Joe, aka Joey B and the Madness, and I&#39;ll be bringing you a first hand look at what it&#39;s like to be Vice President, what it&#39;s like to try to remain Vice President, and what the White House smells like in the middle of the night (Stale poo. True story, it&#39;s the ghost of Abe Lincoln going to the bathroom, but back then they didn&#39;t have running water so the smell would just linger. We had the ghost hunters out and they verified my theory. So take that Axelrod, and your pet theory of "plumbing issues." Lame.) Anyway, let&#39;s get this train out of the station. BidenFeed. Reasons I will still be on the ticket in 2012. Here. We. Go. nonadult It&#39;s no secret that Barry is having some polling issues. Now personally, I think this is because these dweebs are asking the wrong questions. I keep telling them that instead of asking "Do you approve of the job Barry is doing down in DC?" they should be asking "Do you approve of Angry Birds which came to exist as a direct result of the election of Barack Obama?" But whatever. Axelrod&#39;s a geek. Regardless the fact is that WAAAAY more people hate Barry than hate me. Like out of 100 people, 10 more will say they don&#39;t like him. Me? Like 20 % of people don&#39;t even have an opinion yet! That&#39;s what political people call the opportunity gap. And right now, nobody loves that gap more than Uncle Joe. nonadult You know that guy in your office with the jailbroken iPhone and a bunch of cool games that you&#39;ve never heard of? I&#39;m totally that guy! Would you kick that guy out of your office? No way. And for Hillary "Clintonium" Clinton? She still uses a Razr. Not the super old Razr, but the kind of old one. The one that Jack had on Lost when he&#39;s off the island in the season 3 finale, only you don&#39;t know it&#39;s the future until the end when he yells "We have to go back!" And if any of you bitch to me about spoilers, I swear to god I will create a law that mandates you be spoiled if you haven&#39;t seen something within a year of its release. We&#39;ll have roving bands of spoiler agents tracking your viewing habits. Don&#39;t think I won&#39;t do it. And if you think I can&#39;t, you have no idea the kind of precedents that Cheney&#39;s bullshit set up for me. nonadult Self-explanatory, but you do not drop someone who has this kind of boob-dar. You just don&#39;t. nonadult I&#39;ve got crazy prank skills. Axelrod actually thinks my name is Jose Bidino. Nobody can believe that he buys it, but I just drop into my <em>Me-hee-cano</em> accent every time he&#39;s around and refuse to answer until he calls me Jose. It&#39;s so fuckin good. nonadult And I was definitely awake for almost every one of those meetings, so I really wish you guys would stop laughing. nonadult You guys haven&#39;t been in many oval office meetings, so let me tell you, this is a HUGELY important ability. Say Crazy Nancy P or Speaker Boner or Harry Potter and Nevada&#39;s Reid or The Eric Cantor-berry tales get into a big fight with Barry. Maybe they&#39;re winning that fight. I sneak a fart. Point the blame. BAM They&#39;re back on the ropes and Barry&#39;s wailing on them with his word fists. Checkmate. nonadult I&#39;ve won the White House&#39;s annual stand-up comedy competition 3 years running. That means I&#39;m funnier than Leon "don&#39;t call me Pancetta" Panetta, Tim Geithnerd, and Janet "Napolitano Isn&#39;t the three flavored ice-cream thing" Napolitano. I&#39;m still looking for a new nickname for Janet. nonadult I don&#39;t even have an office! Clintonium needs to be out working on real things. My only real job is to be ready in case something happens to Barry, but who&#39;s going to kill Barry if I&#39;m the alternative? That&#39;s right, the answer is no one. White supremacists may dislike him, but they dislike me more. Something about me undermining their whole point about us being better. I don&#39;t know. I couldn&#39;t really follow it. nonadult I&#39;m one bad mother- SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Fucker. The second half of that was fucker. It always bothered me that those ladies never let Isaac Hayes finish. There&#39;s no need to be rude to an artist of Mr. Hayes&#39;s caliber. nonadult Some people in this administration *cough* Michelle Obamarama and David "Total Hufflepuff" Axelrod *cough* want to rid our nation of hot dogs. They think that they&#39;re "gross" and "unhealthy" and full of "mystery meat." But through long tireless arguing, I&#39;ve convinced Barry to lay off the hot dog industry. Do you really think Clintonium would do the same for you? She wouldn&#39;t. And Barry knows he needs me to keep him in line on this one. nonadult I don&#39;t want to seem, you know, over the top, but if they were to drop me from the ticket, it&#39;s possible that they might stop watching "Two And A Half Men" all together. Obviously that can&#39;t happen, so I think they&#39;ll keep me around. nonadult Joe Biden Still Considering 2016 Run http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattw/joe-biden-still-considering-2016-run-arl

Joe Biden, who will be 74 in 2016, says he is in the “best shape of his life” and not ruling out another run for the Presidency.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattw/joe-biden-still-considering-2016-run-arl Sun, 23 Oct 2011 14:02:09 -0400 <b>Joe Biden, who will be 74 in 2016, says he is in the "best shape of his life" and not ruling out another run for the Presidency.</b> mattw nonadult Biden Beer Cozy http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/biden-beer-cozy The VP looks like he likes beers, why wouldn't he have his own can jacket?

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Source: @BarackObama

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/biden-beer-cozy Fri, 14 Oct 2011 11:02:09 -0400 <b>The VP looks like he likes beers, why wouldn&#39;t he have his own can jacket?</b> mikehayes nonadult 18 Pictures That Show What Joe Biden Is Really Like http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/18-pictures-that-show-what-joe-biden-is-really-lik These totally real, and absolutely not at all made up quotes* from Joe Biden show how cool a guy our VP is. But yeah, totally real. Absolutely legitimately real…

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/18-pictures-that-show-what-joe-biden-is-really-lik Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:30:19 -0400 <b>These totally real, and absolutely not at all made up quotes* from Joe Biden show how cool a guy our VP is.</b> But yeah, totally real. Absolutely legitimately real... jpmoore nonadult Boehner And Biden Get Chummy Over Golf And Barbarians http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/boehner-and-biden-get-chummy-over-golf-barbarians

ABC News captured a 'hot mic' moment with the VP and the Speaker last night before Obama's big jobs speech. If you enjoy watching two old rich guys do the alpha male handshake and talk about golf then this video is for you!

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/boehner-and-biden-get-chummy-over-golf-barbarians Fri, 09 Sep 2011 17:31:10 -0400 <b>ABC News captured a &#39;hot mic&#39; moment with the VP and the Speaker last night before Obama&#39;s big jobs speech.</b> If you enjoy watching two old rich guys do the alpha male handshake and talk about golf then this video is for you! provincialelitist nonadult Struttin' Joe Biden http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/struttin-joe-biden Open and shut, get off your butt, everybody walk the Biden Strut.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/struttin-joe-biden Thu, 25 Aug 2011 14:43:08 -0400 <b>Open and shut, get off your butt, everybody walk the Biden Strut.</b> awesomer nonadult State of the Union Drinking Game http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/state-of-the-union-drinking-game The State of the Union Address is a storied presidential tradition that politically plots the course of our nation and has served as a venue for some of history's most famous oratory. Let's make it more funner by getting hamtowned. Sorry for the grammar. Already drunk. Tailgating for the State of the Union. It starts at 9:00pm EST ( CNN Live Stream for the televisionless ), so stock up on hooch now.

  2. If, on his walk to the podium, Obama shakes Joe Lieberman's hand, 2 Drinks

  3. If Obama hugs Joe Lieberman, 3 Drinks

  4. If Obama kisses Joe Lieberman (or vice versa), 4 Drinks

  5. If, on his walk to the podium, Obama shakes Mitch McConnell's hand, 2 Drinks

  6. If Obama hugs Mitch McConnell, 3 Drinks

  7. If Obama kisses Mitch McConnell (or vice versa), Chug

  9. If there's a shot of Michelle Obama, 1 Drink

  10. A shot of Jill Biden, 1 Drink

  11. A shot of Debbie Boehner, 2 Drinks

  12. A shot of Elena Kagan, 2 Drinks

  13. A shot of Sonia Sotomayor, 2 Drinks

  14. A shot of John McCain, 3 Drinks

  15. A shot of Rand Paul, 4 Drinks

  16. A shot of Michelle Bachmann, Chug

  18. If Obama says "job" or "jobs," 1 Drink

  19. If Obama says "economy," 1 Drink

  20. If Obama says "infrastructure," 1 Drink

  21. If Obama says "innovate" or "innovation," 1 Drink

  22. If Obama says "invest," 1 Drink

  23. If Obama says "deficit," 2 Drinks

  24. If Obama says "Giffords," 2 Drinks

  25. If Obama says "Reagan," Chug

  27. If Democrats alone stand to applaud, 1 Drink

  28. If the entire chamber stands to applaud, 2 Drinks

  29. If Republicans alone stand to applaud, Chug

  31. If Joe Biden alone stands to applaud, 1 Drink

  32. If Biden and Boehner stand together to applaud, 2 Drinks

  33. If John Boehner alone stands to applaud, Chug

  35. If someone is shown on camera texting or otherwise using their cell phone, 3 Drinks

  36. If someone rolls their eyes or is shaking their head in disapproval, 3 Drinks

  37. If someone is falling asleep, 4 Drinks

  38. If someone in the audience yells out Joe Wilson style, Chug

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/state-of-the-union-drinking-game Tue, 25 Jan 2011 17:35:50 -0500 <b>The State of the Union Address is a storied presidential tradition that politically plots the course of our nation and has served as a venue for some of history&#39;s most famous oratory. Let&#39;s make it more funner by getting hamtowned.</b> Sorry for the grammar. Already drunk. Tailgating for the State of the Union. It starts at 9:00pm EST (<a href="http://live.cnn.com/?hpt=T2">CNN Live Stream for the televisionless</a>), so stock up on hooch now. gavon nonadult Dating Advice From The Vice President http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/dating-advice-from-the-vice-president

Joe Biden only knows one joke.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/dating-advice-from-the-vice-president Thu, 06 Jan 2011 17:49:15 -0500 Joe Biden only knows one joke. awesomer nonadult Joe Biden On Sarah Palin's Election Chances http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/joe-biden-on-sarah-palins-election-chances

Aw, he was trying to be diplomatic but then he couldn't control his laughter. ( Via .)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/joe-biden-on-sarah-palins-election-chances Fri, 19 Nov 2010 17:51:13 -0500 Aw, he was trying to be diplomatic but then he couldn&#39;t control his laughter. (<a href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/11/biden-cracks-up-over-idea-that-palin-could-beat-obama.php?ref=fpblg">Via</a>.) expresident nonadult Who Gave Him The Water Gun?! http://www.buzzfeed.com/minjaeormes/who-gave-him-the-water-gun-ohu CNN's Ed Henry captured this candid moment of the White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and Vice President Joe Biden having some fun at the “Biden Beach” party, hosted by the VP. He'll take your eye out with that water gun. I know he can. ( via )

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/minjaeormes/who-gave-him-the-water-gun-ohu Sun, 06 Jun 2010 13:02:03 -0400 <b>CNN&#39;s Ed Henry captured <a href="http://twitter.com/edhenrycnn/status/15505354597">this candid moment</a> of the White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and Vice President Joe Biden having some fun at the "Biden Beach" party, hosted by the VP.</b> He&#39;ll take your eye out with that water gun. I know he can. (<a href="http://tsurukochan.tumblr.com/post/667365666">via</a>) minjaeormes adult 'Health Reform Is A BFD' Shirt http://www.buzzfeed.com/reddit/health-reform-is-a-bfd-shirt Now available on Obama's Organizing For America site.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/reddit/health-reform-is-a-bfd-shirt Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:56:43 -0400 Now available on Obama&#39;s Organizing For America site. reddit nonadult Joe Biden Puns! http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/joe-biden-puns After yesterday's gaffe , the Internet's been hard at work coming up with some pretty awesome Joe Biden puns.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/joe-biden-puns Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:43:05 -0400 After yesterday&#39;s <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/this-is-a-big-fcking-deal">gaffe</a>, the Internet&#39;s been hard at work coming up with some pretty awesome Joe Biden puns. awesomer nonadult I'm Kind Of A Big F*cking Deal http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/im-kind-of-a-big-fcking-deal This Joe Biden thing is turning into its own big f*cking deal.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/im-kind-of-a-big-fcking-deal Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:46:38 -0400 This <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/this-is-a-big-fcking-deal">Joe Biden thing</a> is turning into its own big f*cking deal. awesomer nonadult