Celebrity Buzz The Beastie Boys are a sacred amalgam of pure genius, psychic and physical revolutionariness, and mad, whacky creative synergistic synthesis… free from pomposity and self-importance while simultaneously being the makers of America's most important art. Thanks, MCA.
Culture Buzz In case you needed to be reminded what Joan Rivers looked like before all that plastic surgery. And also that mallwalking was actually a thing in the '90s. (via worldofwonder.net)
TV Buzz They remain unimpressed with the Republican primaries, don't want a panel of men deciding anything that has to do with a uterus, and think politicians are strange, in general. I'd listen to these ladies talk politics any day.
TV Buzz Joan Rivers had plenty of nice things to say during her appearance Thursday night on Bravo's “Watch What Happens Live,” which is lovely. But it's also boring! So let's focus on the not-so-nice comments Rivers made about Jay Leno and Dane Cook instead.
Celebrity Buzz How does a person even have the time to get plastic surgery 739 times in their life? 739 times! At least now we know exactly how far to take a plastic surgery obsession before looking like Joan does without any makeup on. (via dailytelegraph.com.au)
TV Buzz I didn't even realize they could show this kind of thing on TV. Apparently, they can: on the latest episode of “Joan & Melissa,” Joan and her friend Lynne picked up some medicinal marijuana, a bong, and ended up having to call for help due to extreme highness — all while the cameras rolled.
Celebrity Buzz Yesterday, the host of “Chelsea Lately” said a few unflattering things about Joan Rivers on Howard Stern's radio. Coincidentally, Joan was a guest on Howard's show today. As you can imagine, Joan ripped into Handler, saying, “She's an ordinary girl who was f*cking somebody high up in the industry and they gave her a break,” “wherever she is, she's drunk” and “don't you come after me, you whore.”
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The world was overdue for a feud between a drunk and a has been. Reader discretion on which is which.
Celebrity Buzz Kids grow up into torturers so fast these days. I mean, I love Joan and her willingness to do anything, but this is a little 1984.
Celebrity Buzz The 77 year old funny lady may be more plastic than person, but her appearance in the latest Go Daddy Super Bowl ad has us wondering: where does the surgery end and the CGI begin?
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Joan Rivers says FOX News can 'go f**k themselves' after canceling on her.
Good Morning Sacramento reporter disses Melissa Rivers during a live spot with Joan Rivers. So, Joan gets all Mother Bear on him. She's an ancient bad-ass.
Style Buzz Tacky celebrities no longer have to worry about being lampooned by the fashion critic who died this past weekend. Blackwell threw jabs like a pro, leaving mean critics like angry old lady Joan RIvers and faux-lesbian Steven Cojocaru in the dirt.
Joan Rivers calls out Crowe on UK’s Loose Women talk show, thinking there’s a censor to bleep her out — there isn’t. Don’t mince words, Joan, tell us how you really feel!