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Jesus Ascends Into Heaven Gracefully
Culture Buzz This is how I always imagine Jesus's ascension into the pearly gates. With all his dignity and harness intact.
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14 Most Baffling Words Banned By Pakistan
Culture Buzz Next time you're in Karachi, don't even consider texting about how the Wu-Tang Clan is so creamy. The Pakistan Telecommunications Authority will soon begin filtering over 1,500 words from mobile SMS in an effort to block spam. The list includes some head scratchers.
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Video: Cartoon Jesus Destroys The World
Watch a retro cartoon Jesus use some Merlin-like moves to put a hurtin' on those heathens in this weird documentary I found on YouTube. So SCARY!
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Video: Jesus Appears On 3-Day Old Walmart Receipt
Kind of a creeper move, JC. (via arbroath.blogspot.com)
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Rocking Chair With Jesus Christ’s Face On eBay for $25,000
Culture Buzz A decrepit chair left unused and abandoned for years could earn its owner more than $25,000 after he noticed Jesus Christ’s face had miraculously appeared out of its flaking paint. Via.
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10 Blasphemous Super Mario Images
What better way to cure your Lent hangover than with some sacrilegious images of Mario and the gang!
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Jesus is super hot on the BuzzFeed Network right now. Here's all the best viral buzz on Jesus.
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Image: Poland Building World’s Largest Jesus Statue
The tiny town of Swiebodzin, Poland has set it's eyes on big sights… a 33 meter statue of Jesus, to be exact. Once completed in November, it will be the largest statue of Jesus in the world. The residents of Swiebodzin hope that the effigy will bring more tourists to their town. Hopefully there are plans to set up a souvenir shop beneath his holy shadow.
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Link: Lord Jesus Christ III Banned From Public Library
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/09/lord_jesus...
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Why? According to Lord Jesus, it's because “I’m black, I’m transsexual and my name is Lord Jesus Christ.” According to library officials, the ban is due to his recurring disruptive behavior. Lord Jesus is the first person to be banned in library director Owen Maloney's 21 years on the job, and, says Maloney (fearlessly) “I suppose I’m going to burn in hell because of it.”
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Jesus Is A Dick
Celebrity Buzz This sort of acting out is typical behavior from somebody whose parents didn't give them enough attention growing up.
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Image: Jesus Christ Excused From Jury
Usually we get a laugh out of news headlines made funny by typos. This one, however, is completely accurate.
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Image: Religious Recruiting Techniques
You Christians had a good run, but I've got a feeling this new tactic from the Atheists is going to draw a bigger crowd than eternal salvation.
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Can AZNs in Bands Be Culturally Relevant?
Culture Buzz Probably not, but when Carles from Hipster Runoff forms a band called Jesus Christ, all bets are off. I'll sum it up as that M83 spoken word song meets Blog House.
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Video: Jesus Christ Bail Bonds!
If you live in Baltimore — Locked Up and Afraid — fear not! Bail Out with Bishop Barry and Jesus Christ Bail Bonds; they will set you free! Hallelujah!
