Bill Maher Tweet About Tim Tebow Sparks Calls For Boycott

He took Tebow’s name in vain. Bill Maher, noted atheist, profanely tweeted about the loss Tim Tebow and the Broncos suffered at the hands of the Buffalo Bills on Christmas Eve. Fox News was not amused. An online effort by Tebow’s many minions has been launched to get HBO to cancel “Real Time With Bill Maher.”

Gavon Laessig a year ago 159 responses

Jesus Ascends Into Heaven Gracefully

This is how I always imagine Jesus’s ascension into the pearly gates. With all his dignity and harness intact.

hgrant a year ago respond

Ranking Musicians By How Much They Look Like Jesus on flavorwire.com ›

Musicians have always loved the Jesus look, mainly because it obviates the need to cut your hair and shave. But which ones also embody the spirit of the messiah?

Flavorwire a year ago respond

Sasha Grey Is The Virgin Mary

This is the opposite of spot-on casting. Things around the manger get awkward when Joseph (“Eagleheart’s” Brett Gelman) calls bullshit on her whole “immaculate conception” story.

Brian Abrams a year ago 13 responses

How Money Gets In Your Christmas Cards

Shocking.

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 2 responses

The Baby With Two Heads

Meet Emanoel and Jesus, conjoined twins recently born in Brazil that share the same body. They have individual heads, brains and spines, but since they otherwise use a single set of organs, they cannot be separated. Both mother and twins are doing fine and should be released from the hospital soon.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 111 responses

Mary Gets A Positive Pregnancy Test on adweek.com ›

Oh New Zealand, you so crazy. A progressive Anglican church in Auckland put up this provocative billboard for Christmas.

adweek.com a year ago respond

The Gospel Of Supply Side Jesus

In the spirit of the holiday shopping season, I bring you the seldom told Gospel of Supply Side Jesus.

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 59 responses

Jesus Responds To Rick Perry’s “Strong” Ad on funnyordie.com ›

Jesus Christ of Nazareth would like to take this opportunity to refute Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry’s most recent TV ad.

FunnyOrDie a year ago 10 responses

The Jesus Toaster

Your breakfast has risen. Give the gift of Christ Toast on Christmas. Old? Yes. Old Testament? No.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 40 responses

Why Tim Tebow Just Might Be The Second Coming Of Jesus

I mean I don’t know how you could come to another conclusion.

Jack Moore a year ago 94 responses

White House Shooter Claims To Be Jesus, Begs Oprah To Put Him On TV

Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez, or as he is better known, the man who shot at the White House this week, recorded a direct-to-camera manifesto. The highlights? He thinks he is Jesus and wants to be on Oprah. Here’s the best clip Watch Video ›

Jack Moore a year ago 26 responses

Crazy Lady Is Really Enthusiastic About Doing It With Jesus [NSFW]

People do crazy things when they’re in love. And some people do crazy things because they’re crazy.

hgrant a year ago 4 responses

One Letter Can Make All the Difference

Oh dear lord. (via reddit.com) View Image ›

Dino Ignacio a year ago 41 responses

Obnoxious Atheist Says, “Jesus Would Have Been An Atheist”

Evolutionary biologist turned celebrity author Richard Dawkins believes that Jesus would have been a godless scientist if he lived today. Nice one, Dick. (via rawstory.com)

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 38 responses

Bill Maher: Even Jesus Couldn’t Get G.O.P. Nomination

Bill Maher says that the “promiscuous” Republicans wouldn’t even elect J.C. as their Presidential candidate. (via gotchamediablog.com) Watch Video ›

Matt Wilstein a year ago 63 responses

Jesus Shaves …

About time, J.C. View Image ›

jchapman a year ago 55 responses

Jesus Drives A P.O.S.

You’d think his dad would have at least bought him something dependable. (via tifr.us) View Image ›

TeenRoflToo a year ago 17 responses

Christians Scream At Vanderbilt Frat Partiers With A Megaphone

This is hilarious. “A liquor bottle can’t fill you, only Jesus Christ can.” How do they come up with this stuf?! (via christiannightmares.tumblr.com) Watch Video ›

Matt Stopera a year ago 17 responses

5 Awesome Examples Of Commercializing Jesus

Devotion is not just about church. It’s also about buying stuff to remind you of your eternal damnation. View List ›

hgrant a year ago 61 responses

Cartoon Jesus Destroys The World

Watch a retro cartoon Jesus use some Merlin-like moves to put a hurtin’ on those heathens in this weird documentary I found on YouTube. So SCARY! Watch Video ›

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 32 responses

Christ-Boarding

Only through the shreddingness of the Lord will you be forgiven. View Image ›

raspberrymusicmedia a year ago 104 responses

Jesusmobile

This high-speed RC car travelled 365 feet over the surface of a pond. Watch Video ›

thinkcrack a year ago 10 responses

Stealing Dogs For Jesus

Just because someone says they’re religious doesn’t mean they’re a good person. Correct me if I’m wrong, but did Jesus frown on lying? (via) Watch Video ›

rainbowcrab a year ago 43 responses

Nyan Cat Jesus

JC uses his laser vision to destroy all evil things in the world. Naturally. Watch Video ›

THEDert a year ago 53 responses

Jesus Christ Has Returned

And He’s living in New Zealand. That’s right: God is a Kiwi. (found via Joe.My.God.). Watch Video ›

Kimberly Truth a year ago 33 responses

The Loneliest Jesus Fish Ever

I guess she got the kids in the divorce. View Image ›

Papa's Basement a year ago 28 responses

DJ Jesus Is A Better DJ Than You

You may think you’ve got mad Turntable.fm skills. Maybe you’ve even kept a ton of drunk frat boys on the dancefloor all night before. But have you ever dropped a beat only to resurrect it three days later? Have you ever acted like you were pouring water into the crowd’s mouth only to surprise them with wine? Have you ever played House in the Lord’s House? No. You haven’t. Don’t mess with DJ Yahweh. View List ›

Todd Van Luling a year ago 19 responses

Werewolf Jesus Tattoo

Or maybe it’s a tranny Danzig? You decide. View Image ›

rainbowcrab a year ago 124 responses