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Sports Buzz Jesus is a busy guy, and doesn't have time to get involved in everything! Here's a simple guide illustrating where he decides to influence earthly affairs.
Celebrity Buzz He took Tebow's name in vain. Bill Maher, noted atheist, profanely tweeted about the loss Tim Tebow and the Broncos suffered at the hands of the Buffalo Bills on Christmas Eve. Fox News was not amused. An online effort by Tebow's many minions has been launched to get HBO to cancel “Real Time With Bill Maher.”
Culture Buzz This is how I always imagine Jesus's ascension into the pearly gates. With all his dignity and harness intact.
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Musicians have always loved the Jesus look, mainly because it obviates the need to cut your hair and shave. But which ones also embody the spirit of the messiah?
Culture Buzz This is the opposite of spot-on casting. Things around the manger get awkward when Joseph (“Eagleheart's” Brett Gelman) calls bullshit on her whole “immaculate conception” story.
Culture Buzz Meet Emanoel and Jesus, conjoined twins recently born in Brazil that share the same body. They have individual heads, brains and spines, but since they otherwise use a single set of organs, they cannot be separated. Both mother and twins are doing fine and should be released from the hospital soon.
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Oh New Zealand, you so crazy. A progressive Anglican church in Auckland put up this provocative billboard for Christmas.
Politics Buzz In the spirit of the holiday shopping season, I bring you the seldom told Gospel of Supply Side Jesus.
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Jesus Christ of Nazareth would like to take this opportunity to refute Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry’s most recent TV ad.
Culture Buzz Your breakfast has risen. Give the gift of Christ Toast on Christmas. Old? Yes. Old Testament? No.
Sports Buzz I mean I don't know how you could come to another conclusion.
Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez, or as he is better known, the man who shot at the White House this week, recorded a direct-to-camera manifesto. The highlights? He thinks he is Jesus and wants to be on Oprah. Here's the best clip
Culture Buzz People do crazy things when they're in love. And some people do crazy things because they're crazy.
Culture Buzz You know what's better than jokes on candy wrappers? Scripture. Scripture and shame.
Culture Buzz Evolutionary biologist turned celebrity author Richard Dawkins believes that Jesus would have been a godless scientist if he lived today. Nice one, Dick. (via rawstory.com)
Bill Maher says that the “promiscuous” Republicans wouldn't even elect J.C. as their Presidential candidate. (via gotchamediablog.com)
You'd think his dad would have at least bought him something dependable. (via tifr.us)
And you thought these reactions were bad. A million face palms is not…
