She had some killer moves back in the day.
“I mean, she’s smart. People don’t realize it.”
When asked by Jimmy Kimmel how her pregnancy was going, Jessica replied, “The crazy thing is that I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous!” Was that a dick joke?
The baby bump that ruined her multi-million dollar endorsement deal with Weight Watchers.
Here’s a tip to celebrities performing this year: There’s a dress code on the biggest night of the year. Look to those who came before you and follow their lead.
Congrats to her family on its officiality!
Sure, celeb babies are cute, but what about their hunky dads? Here are 12 celebrities making fatherhood look more attractive than ever.
You’ll be happy to know that both Zach Braff and Jessica Simpson were there.
Kate Middleton and the cast of Teen Mom have something in common. They generated some of the most pregnancy speculation of any celebs this year, as measured by mentions on tabloid covers.
Wow, she’s looking great!
Dear baby Maxwell: this may be your first embarrassing moment that you’ll end up hating your mother for, but it won’t be the last.
Does she come across as “real” or “desperate for a paycheck” to you?
Lots of celebs were caught wearing this $220 Wildfox sweater. So we figured you’d want to join them, since it’s the coolest sweater on the block right now.
She really wants to know! Or she’s making a joke. Either way, her new-mom breasts may be giving Christina Hendricks a run for her money…
Kate Upton’s breasts could have been barely restrained by a solid white, black, or red bikini for her new GQ cover — but no, the magazine dressed her in a flag-inspired triangle top. Because something about a flag pattern just seems to just do it for her male audience.
You called it months ago: Jessica Simpson has officially joined Weight Watchers. While her pregnant body definitely warranted its own timeline, let’s not forget that her figure has very-much been a point of discussion among gossip rags for over a decade. (Also, it’s always fun to revisit those clothes and that hair.)
Behold: the grand reveal of MAXWELL DREW JOHNSON.
Jessica Simpson gave birth to a healthy 9 pound baby girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson. Simpson is just one of a long line of celebrities to eschew gender naming boundaries.
Her baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson was born earlier this morning and weighed in at 9 pounds, 13 ounces. Well miss you, Pregnant Jessica Simpson!
Can you spot the headlines written by actual publications and the headlines I just made up? Click each one to find out if it’s real or fake.
The epic video montage of her “Charlotte’s Web”-themed shower just hit the Internet — and anyone with a shower to plan can learn a lot about how to make it great.
John Varvatos says, “If the show continues to go on, you’ll probably see less of that and more of the clothes.” BOO!
Other highlights from last night’s episode: Jessica Simpson’s big hair, Nicole Richie called boobs “chimichangas” and finally there was a bidding war.
Ashley Judd fought back this week against critics who called her “puffy.” Who else has the media given flack for fat?
These sandals look suspiciously like Christian Louboutin. Just a coincidence or intentional knock-off?
The most confusing, garish, and arguably entertaining fashion show on television has given Jessica Simpson a platform to espouse her views on what’s “high-end” and “expensive-looking” for yet another week. See what you missed last night in a one-minute montage of the flashy fun.
A friend’s wedding, calm down! Jessica Simpson and her sister Ashlee were bridesmaids at a pal’s wedding over the weekend.
And I quote: “Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!” Now go ahead and try washing that image out of your brain.
A pregnant pose. Instead of “pause.” See what I did there? Never mind. And she’s having a girl. Spoiler alert.