CELEBRITY BUZZ: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were married Monday in a quiet ceremony at the Beverly Hills court house. The couple, who met on the set of Fantastic Four, dressed casually and there were no guests present. They are expecting daughter this summer.

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1. Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Are Married
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CELEBRITY BUZZ: Jessica takes part in an online staring contest in order to promote Cash Warren’s new social networking site. This makes me feel dirty, either because this is the second Jessica Alba thing I’ve posted within 24 hours, or because I can’t help comparing Jessica Alba to Magibon with bigger boobs.

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1. Jessica Alba Stare Contest - Watch the Videos
2. Cash Warren Started a Social Networking Site Called ibeatyou.com
3. Forget Staring Contests, Check Out My Online Rock-Paper-Scissors Competition
4. Tech Start-up News; Photo of Jessica Alba On All Fours in a Bikini
5. Jessica Alba Still Uses MySpace?

CELEBRITY BUZZ: A very pregnant Jessica Alba dresses up as Charlie Chaplin for the June 2008 issue of Allure. Is this an esoteric take on feminist film theory or just putting the nail in the coffin of this whole androgynous fashion trend? Either way, it’s kind of refreshing to see Jessica Alba not look hot.

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4. Some Highlights from the Jessica Alba Interview
5. Behind-the-Scenes Photos

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The actress stirs up the controversy about her heritage again. She offended many members of the Latino community last year by claiming “it would be insincere” to call her “a Latin actress.” Now, as the Latina cover girl, she says, “No one gives Cameron Diaz a hard time for not speaking Spanish.”

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1. “Jessica Alba Explains That Whole “I’m Not A Latina” Thing To Latina Magazine”
2. “No One Gives Cameron Diaz a Hard Time for Not Speaking Spanish”
3. “This is Disgraceful”
4. What Alba Said
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