Usually unlikable Jessica Alba decided to call Bill O'Reilly an “a-hole” on national TV. It's actually not as fun to watch as you'd hope; I know I agree with her, and I applaud the effort…but I still want her to stop talking.
Even Jessica Alba gets airbrushed. Here are the Before and the not-really-necessary After images. This is one of those exercises that is supposed to make “real women” feel better but really just highlights that “imperfect” Jessica Alba is ten million times hotter than I will ever be.
Celebrity Buzz Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were married Monday in a quiet ceremony at the Beverly Hills court house. The couple, who met on the set of Fantastic Four, dressed casually and there were no guests present. They are expecting daughter this summer.
Celebrity Buzz Jessica takes part in an online staring contest in order to promote Cash Warren’s new social networking site. This makes me feel dirty, either because this is the second Jessica Alba thing I’ve posted within 24 hours, or because I can’t help comparing Jessica Alba to Magibon with bigger boobs.
Celebrity Buzz A very pregnant Jessica Alba dresses up as Charlie Chaplin for the June 2008 issue of Allure. Is this an esoteric take on feminist film theory or just putting the nail in the coffin of this whole androgynous fashion trend? Either way, it’s kind of refreshing to see Jessica Alba not look hot.
Celebrity Buzz The actress stirs up the controversy about her heritage again. She offended many members of the Latino community last year by claiming “it would be insincere” to call her “a Latin actress.” Now, as the Latina cover girl, she says, “No one gives Cameron Diaz a hard time for not speaking Spanish.”