Culture Buzz If you saw the previous installment of Police Report Theater, then you can hazard a guess. This man was arrested for drunk driving after plowing through the tape of a crime scene in Portland, Oregon. We'll let the reporter from Fox 12 fill you in on what police found in his car. He was, uh, “driving a manual.” Seriously though…twice in one week?
It looks like masturbating in the showers at the University of Michigan is an honor code violation. Their auto industry is falling apart but their ejaculate is industrial!