“I can’t believe these people thought this piece of steel was made out of wax.”
Why trash talk on the court when you can just trash talk on Twitter?
“It’s a crime. It’s wrong,” says Steve Carell. Daniel Craig, Seth Meyers, and more join the 1 is 2 Many campaign.
Seeing a pro athlete give in to this kind of fandom is awesome.
Houston got trade-deadline madness off to a lovely start.
How many McChickens and Jack in the Box tacos can you buy with $2,000? Jeremy Lin wants you to know.
Two bizarrely physical yet super goofy plays went down during last night’s Rockets-Clippers game. But don’t worry, Jeremy Lin is fine.
Plus, coast-to-coast block and dunk!
Pick your team, learn your team, love your team.
In a record-tying Rockets win over the Warriors, Lin reminded the world why he’s still the dude.
Jeremy Lin and Manti Te’o went mainstream, in a very big way, in very different circumstances. And, based on how Lin’s story turned out, Te’o should feel optimistic.
Was it Half-Price Tickets For Drooling Idiots Night? Stop booing Jeremy Lin!
Lin won this round, though: he played well and his Rockets torched the Knicks for an easy victory.
James Harden is two plays and three planes of existence ahead of the game.
WHAT. Yes! Here are 14 reasons why. They are all GIFs.
Look no further than these storylines to know why the NBA is the best professional sports league going. (That’s right — better than the NFL.)
Complete with totally, absolutely not fake Amazon reviews.
Jeremy Lin went to Taiwan and conquered everybody.
Naim was bummed that the Knicks didn’t keep Lin around. But he felt a little better after getting to talk to his hero.
How the Houston Rockets can find their team’s true identity.
They mad, bro. But Lin’s not even the bad guy here.
This is the only possible explanation.
There is not any possible universe in which letting Jeremy Lin walk would be better than the alternatives. If you read one piece on Lin, read this one, then stab yourself.
Or “A Storied Franchise Reminds The World How Dysfunctional It Can Be In 5 Easy Steps.”
New York’s GM Glen Grunwald has three days to match Linsanity’s offer sheet with the Rockets after receiving it in his hands. Like a bad subpoena, Grunwald did his best to delay being served. No word on if fake moustaches were employed.
Thanks to this totally real and definitely not at all made up memo*, we know exactly what James Dolan is and isn’t willing to do to re-sign Jeremy Lin.
The internet’s version of the Oscars was visited by the most famous body part from this year’s Oscars. BuzzFeed was invited to cover the Webby Awards, so I decided to dress up as Angelina Jolie and terrify a bunch of famous people.
How the Knickerbockers did it for the lulz.
So this is a thing. The people at Fruit Roll-Ups felt the Knicks star needed this. Why? It’s really stupid.