Celebrity Buzz Oh good god in heaven. Fine, Jennifer Aniston, we get it. You're interesting. You're nobody's girl next door. Angelina Jolie's not the only one who can wear cat-eyes. Congrats. (Some blame should also go to Harper's Bazaar for enabling this.)
Celebrity Buzz He's 33, and they're going to be really happy. Because he is legally bound to love her. (This seems like the premise for Elizabeth Gilbert's next book. Can't wait!)
Celebrity Buzz You voted, the results are in, Jennifer Aniston is the world's most boring celebrity. That means she needs OUR HELP! Let's make her MORE exciting than Chuck Norris, Xzibit, and Ashton Kutcher COMBINED!!! Let's show the world who Jen REALLY is — daring, exciting, adventurous, bold, edgy!!!
Your votes are in and Jennifer Aniston has won the Most Boring Celebrity award! I kinda feel bad for her now. Wonder if there is something nice we could all do for her?