While Buzzfeed favorite Jennifer Aniston seems to still be pretty boring, she still can't escape the hungry tabloids. The Soup reveals the rags' newest joint venture into escalating the Aniston brand: 'Jennifer Aniston is Going to Die Alone Weekly'. Stars: not at all like us.
Celebrity Buzz We decided that Jennifer Aniston is the most boring celebrity, we worked hard to make her exciting but mostly failed despite a good effort. But then I realized that the point of Jennifer Aniston is NOT to be exciting. She exists because she is JUST LIKE US, she is someone we can IMAGINE KNOWING, and this is precisely because she is not that exciting. First time BuzzFeed commenter and Aniston fan Lee Schock explains it better than I ever could. (after the jump)
Celebrity Buzz You voted, the results are in, Jennifer Aniston is the world's most boring celebrity. That means she needs OUR HELP! Let's make her MORE exciting than Chuck Norris, Xzibit, and Ashton Kutcher COMBINED!!! Let's show the world who Jen REALLY is — daring, exciting, adventurous, bold, edgy!!!
Your votes are in and Jennifer Aniston has won the Most Boring Celebrity award! I kinda feel bad for her now. Wonder if there is something nice we could all do for her?
Celebrity Buzz Oh no: Twitter causes its first high-profile romance casualty! Telegraph is reporting that super-couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have broken up (for the second time) due to Mayer's “excessive twittering”. Ever after being dumped, the singer still couldn't give up the tweets. He wrote, 'This heart didn't come with instructions.'
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Rumor has it Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer because of his Twitter obsession. This rumor is based on anonymous but no doubt reliable sources. Apparently John was all, “I'm suuuper busy right now” and then he's just Tweeting all the time! And Jennifer was all, “You've got time for Twitter but no time to call me?” And she totally dumped him! Let this be a warning to all of us.
The Baster needs extras, particularly “a Heavy set women who is able to ride a bike and comfortable in provocative wardrobe who is comfortable having profanities shouted at her.” So…Pros: paid position, Jason Bateman. Cons: maybe the worst job description ever, Jennifer Aniston. Coin toss!
Jennifer Aniston wears only a necktie on the cover of GQ. She is 39 years old. Just putting that out there.
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“Trade up? From Jennifer Aniston? She's untradeup-able. She's like a cotton candy Cadillac driven by Abe Lincoln with a beard made of diamonds.” I bet Angelina Jolie did not approve this video.
Celebrity Buzz Following up on the whole “Angelina is uncool” thing, Jennifer Aniston has again captured the zeitgeist with a statement that for her, checking out Facebook is “like dancing with the devil.” She also compared BlackBerrys to hairdryers. It's like she's reading my mind!
Celebrity Buzz Jennifer Aniston strikes back (4 years later) with a real zinger. Listen, I understand the woman is angry and embarrassed and dating John Mayer, but really: she's almost 40 and dating John Mayer. People in glass houses.
Movie Buzz Rumors are flying regarding a possible big screen version of the NBC sitcom, much in thanks to the blockbuster success of Sex And The City. If we ever needed a movie about jobless attractive people who drink coffee and employ quirky intonation, that time is now.
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